Chh-Chh-Chh-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
This maybe one of many entries tonight, because frankly I have some stuff to say. First off, Wickiva is actually Weckiwa. Next, Weckiwa was a hell of a good time. Learned many things about myself and my team...for example, John Kemp is the meanest person alive, never let Kristen take a free shot, riding with Kyle and crew is safe and much more. Started off with a mile or so run to the springs, ooo yea did that without shoes and it hurt. This was the first encounter of the cruelty of John Kemp as he took an innocent child's ball and punted it out into the springs. It was so cruel a woman commited suicide right after seeing this. Found out Kyle almost drowned, then on the way back Trev ran over Kyle's leg. Just friendly team fun. Did a little Hares & Hounds, which is the stupidest game. Stutte caught them and if I didnt go a half mile out of the way I wouldve too. Here is where we first encountered the infamous Jason. Brought it back in and tried to get some firewood and we stumbled upon mass grave sites. I tried to get a game of poker going, that attempt failed because neither team was willing to bet money, clothing or any other items. Boxed a little bit and gave Kristen a free shot which she toke advantage of way to much. Finally, came some sleep to end the night out. It didnt rain the entire time we were there, RIGHT JOHN KEMP? So, 4 guys leave and that allows Stevie and John to drown in one tent and Rory and I to drown in ours. I get to sleep and only to be rudely awakened by the camper next store that found it neccessary to honk his horn for about 5 minutes and put his brights right on my tent. What can I say, when you have to go to the Grand Canyon at 3 AM you have to go. The rest of the night I spent shivering and trying to stop sweating at the same time. Next morning I get up and we start packing away tents and stuff. The team makes no attempt to correctly unassemble the 4 stranders crap. I still have there tents and sleeping bags outside of my house. All the crap is stuffed into the back of Mr. Rowan's truck and we head to the springs for one more swim. I got some hypothermia, but dont worry its totally cureable with spring water. We head out and eat at Cici's...where John Kemp decided to abuse the staff of Cici's both verbally and physically because they didnt get him cheese pizza fast enough. I finally find my way back home and realize --- I dont have glasses anymore. Called all 3 other guys up and nope they dont have them. Call Weckiwa and nope they dont have them. I put my glasses in a shirt, then my shirt in a duffel bag, my duffel bag in a trash bag and then under some stuff in Rory's truck. So my glasses escaped all of that just to piss me off. But a true dedicated runner rids himself of all distractions, thats why I dont want to see anymore, RIGHT? By the way, between all of these events I finished off an entire bag of cereal/sugar, everyone got there necks snaped by anything that moved, Jason made some guest appearences, John Kemp became a racist, I lost my manhood, sight, and dignity and the girls never got dirty. I had a kickass time folks and I am looking forward to a great and fun season. Hope you enjoyed Weckiwa as much as I did. And give me back my glasses Jason.