A Pirate Christmas?
My mom just asked me:
So are ye pleased with ye loot?
I didn't know what the hell she was saying. Anyway, I am very pleased with me loot. I got:
An airmattress (because I'm not taking any furniture to LA)
A shirt (because I'm naked)
An 8 CD Set of Broadway Musicals (so I have something to listen to for the first 10 hours of the drive)
$650 cash (because my parents just sold some property and my grandparents love me more than you)
and
Funshine the Carebear (because my cousin, Arthur, is too sweet and wanted us all to experience Christmas like little girls again.)
Last night my brother, younger sister and I went out to The Balcony. Now, this was the second consecutive night I went there...Yowza!
I was drinking red wine the whole night and at midnight dumped a little down for the baby savior...because we all know what's going to happen in a matter of months.
At least I didn't have Christ's blood covering me like the other night.
So are ye pleased with ye loot?
I didn't know what the hell she was saying. Anyway, I am very pleased with me loot. I got:
An airmattress (because I'm not taking any furniture to LA)
A shirt (because I'm naked)
An 8 CD Set of Broadway Musicals (so I have something to listen to for the first 10 hours of the drive)
$650 cash (because my parents just sold some property and my grandparents love me more than you)
and
Funshine the Carebear (because my cousin, Arthur, is too sweet and wanted us all to experience Christmas like little girls again.)
Last night my brother, younger sister and I went out to The Balcony. Now, this was the second consecutive night I went there...Yowza!
I was drinking red wine the whole night and at midnight dumped a little down for the baby savior...because we all know what's going to happen in a matter of months.
At least I didn't have Christ's blood covering me like the other night.