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If my body were like a car, and I could check it into a shop for a 3-day tuneup, I'd order:
- LASIK for my eyes
- New left collarbone to replace the one I broke on my bike
- New rotator cuffs to replace the ones I wore out from swimming
- Remove the piece of glass from Ebo's turtle tank that is embedded at the base of my thumb
- Invisalign to fix my teeth that have gone crooked again after not wearing my retainer in high school
- A new haircut to replace the shitty one I just got
- LASIK for my eyes
- New left collarbone to replace the one I broke on my bike
- New rotator cuffs to replace the ones I wore out from swimming
- Remove the piece of glass from Ebo's turtle tank that is embedded at the base of my thumb
- Invisalign to fix my teeth that have gone crooked again after not wearing my retainer in high school
- A new haircut to replace the shitty one I just got