"Oh yeah, your FACE is an intentional tort"

[juxtoppozed]

This LJ break was brought to you by Torts, Contracts, Civ Pro, Statutory Interpretation--fiercely  jealous mistresses one and all-- DC being DC, and also a need to go through every post, one of these days, to adjust/update security settings . One fine daaayyy.




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Also, on a less crazy-making note... I just can't resist:




Three words: In our lifetimes.