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[juvante]

[Monaco has finally awoken, speechlessly gaping at the pictures tacked to the walls. Not only do they adorn the walls, but the pictures seem to be everywhere she glances - on the bedside table, hanging from the door, a large framed photograph of her supposed wedding plastered on the wall with

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[kleinefurstin]

It looks more like a UN meeting each following day, now.

[juvante]

Ah, Liechtenstein. I am not sure I understand.

[kleinefurstin]

Has someone explained the situation to you, yet?

[juvante]

Yes, they have. I'm not too certain which of the other countries are here, but I've been told they're quite a few of us. However, I hope it's not as hectic as a UN meeting tends to be.

[kleinefurstin]

I would advise you to avoid the world meetings here, actually.

[juvante]

That would probably be wise with how many of us are here. Especially the sortofcrazy ones.

[kleinefurstin]

The last one ended up with Japan accidentally distributing pornography.

[juvante]

...What.

[kleinefurstin]

[Japan gave her some

she won't mention that bit]

Yes. I would recommend finding some reason to not attend it, if you can.

[juvante]

In that case, I'll say I have a meeting.

With myself and chocolate.

[kleinefurstin]

A wise idea.

[juvante]

I know. I would rather keep my eyes untainted by Japan's pornographic products.