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[juuro]

Now I have an authentic reproduction Cycladic Priapos statuette on my mantelpiece.

Perhaps it would feel more comfortable in a nice secluded corner out of sight.

Comments

[anniemal]

I dunno. I keep my propensities unobvious, mostly. It just serves my purposes better. Delicious balls. I think I'll go to sleep dreaming of delicious balls. Fuzzy ones, pendulous, but not too big for my mouth to engulf and my tongue to work its way around. That nice place between them. Mmm. Thanks for the idea.

[juuro]

I'm a male of the species. Is it perhaps expected of me to ostentate?

Only If You Want To

[anniemal]

No, put the man wherever he looks best to you. I expect nothing of you, and nothing you do can surprise me now.

[juuro]

One old friend of mine has repeatedly been moved to say that nothing I do can surprise her, either.

[anniemal]

If you can surprise her, she had a much more sheltered upbringing than I did. @0 years in the pet trade? What haven't I seen and done? But if you want to try to surprise me, I'm game. as long as it doesn't involve a rabbit or a parakeet (budgerigar). No gangrenous cockatiels, either. Okay, surprise me.^_^