an ode to pms
my dear friend, you thing of beauty
you who are always there for me when i least expect it
elevating me beyond all human understanding n comprehension
helping me become a better person in so many ways...
1. a better listener, by justifying my use of the silent treatment on clueless victims
2. a more meticulous person, by granting me the mental capacity to read in between the lines just so i don't miss out on any hidden meaning that may or may not have been intended
3. more efficient, by helping me jump to conclusions faster so that no time is wasted
4. healthier, by tempting me to nourish myself with anything edible in plain sight
5. more attune with my feelings, by making me more susceptible to let the tears flow at the slightest provocation
6. more alert, by saving me the energy that tends to get sucked up by smiling and laughing
what would i do without you...
you who are always there for me when i least expect it
elevating me beyond all human understanding n comprehension
helping me become a better person in so many ways...
1. a better listener, by justifying my use of the silent treatment on clueless victims
2. a more meticulous person, by granting me the mental capacity to read in between the lines just so i don't miss out on any hidden meaning that may or may not have been intended
3. more efficient, by helping me jump to conclusions faster so that no time is wasted
4. healthier, by tempting me to nourish myself with anything edible in plain sight
5. more attune with my feelings, by making me more susceptible to let the tears flow at the slightest provocation
6. more alert, by saving me the energy that tends to get sucked up by smiling and laughing
what would i do without you...