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Aaaand because this is a character journal and no one can shoot me for lotsa posting, what I have of this list.
1. I am not allowed to release a hundred frogs into Mister Vichy's apartments. (from Heidi)
2. I am not allowed to call Alden an oppressive colonist. (Also from Heidi)
3. I am not allowed to order fifty pizzas for anyone
4. I am not allowed to wrap up local newspapers and turn them in as my mission report.
5. I am not allowed to wear sunglasses indoors, even if it’s to try and make myself look cool.
6. The hallway is for walking, not marble races.
7. I am an interdimensional peacekeeping agent, not a “super secret spy,” and I should not tell small children so.
8. My handheld is a handheld, not a doomsday device capable of destroying the world with the push of a button, and I should not tell small children that, either.
9. My handheld is a handheld, and so I am also not allowed to use it for other purposes i.e., videogames.
10. Three expressos during a mission is a bad idea.
11. Three expressos anytime is a bad idea.
12. Ninja attire is not suitable wear in an Asian sort of world, even if I am sneaking around rooftops.
13. If I am not sure what something does, I am under no circumstances supposed to push it.
14. Various pieces of tech at headquarters are expensive T.H.E.Y. equipment, not the components of my very shiny alien spaceship.
15. If it seems like a good idea while I’m drunk, I’m probably not allowed to do it.
16. I am not allowed to get stabbed.
17. I am not allowed to plot to switch the coffee in the cafeteria with mud, even if I think no one’ll notice the difference.
18. The underwear is not out to get me.
19. Neither is my sexuality. Or anyone else’s, for that matter.
20. I am not allowed to punch my rescuee, even if he is an annoying bastard.
21. If a quick getaway is needed, I am under no circumstances allowed to ignore the fact that I do not know how to operate a motorcycle with any great skill, even if it works in action movies.
22. Sharpies are for writing, and just for writing, even if not writing makes Jung laugh.
23. I am never allowed to mention “balls” before thinking very, very carefully about my wording.
24. I am not allowed to try to arrest people based on what I’ve seen in cop shows.
I need shooting. *flees*
1. I am not allowed to release a hundred frogs into Mister Vichy's apartments. (from Heidi)
2. I am not allowed to call Alden an oppressive colonist. (Also from Heidi)
3. I am not allowed to order fifty pizzas for anyone
4. I am not allowed to wrap up local newspapers and turn them in as my mission report.
5. I am not allowed to wear sunglasses indoors, even if it’s to try and make myself look cool.
6. The hallway is for walking, not marble races.
7. I am an interdimensional peacekeeping agent, not a “super secret spy,” and I should not tell small children so.
8. My handheld is a handheld, not a doomsday device capable of destroying the world with the push of a button, and I should not tell small children that, either.
9. My handheld is a handheld, and so I am also not allowed to use it for other purposes i.e., videogames.
10. Three expressos during a mission is a bad idea.
11. Three expressos anytime is a bad idea.
12. Ninja attire is not suitable wear in an Asian sort of world, even if I am sneaking around rooftops.
13. If I am not sure what something does, I am under no circumstances supposed to push it.
14. Various pieces of tech at headquarters are expensive T.H.E.Y. equipment, not the components of my very shiny alien spaceship.
15. If it seems like a good idea while I’m drunk, I’m probably not allowed to do it.
16. I am not allowed to get stabbed.
17. I am not allowed to plot to switch the coffee in the cafeteria with mud, even if I think no one’ll notice the difference.
18. The underwear is not out to get me.
19. Neither is my sexuality. Or anyone else’s, for that matter.
20. I am not allowed to punch my rescuee, even if he is an annoying bastard.
21. If a quick getaway is needed, I am under no circumstances allowed to ignore the fact that I do not know how to operate a motorcycle with any great skill, even if it works in action movies.
22. Sharpies are for writing, and just for writing, even if not writing makes Jung laugh.
23. I am never allowed to mention “balls” before thinking very, very carefully about my wording.
24. I am not allowed to try to arrest people based on what I’ve seen in cop shows.
I need shooting. *flees*