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[justwastingtime]

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the motherland!

[spilledmice]

Ooh you went to Poland! What was it like? Did you meet any Wjewzitskis? Did you instantly know how to speak Polish?

Re: the motherland!

[justwastingtime]

turns out the poles LOVE americans, but mainly just because they hate the germans and the russians. all i really did was eat a lot polish food, and a bum followed me into a bar, the bar girl tried to make him leave, and he proceeded to blow snot on the floor, then the girl ran away and the bum walked out looking really confused. i saw a whole lot of names that looked similar to yours - you should go there and find your people. i tried to find some sinskis, but it didn't happen. i can see why our people left though, no drinkable water, and krakow is scary at night, but there is a bad ass castle