voicemail

[justwantsquiet]

"Hi there! You've reached Sookie Stackhouse. Please leave your name and number, and I'll return your call just as soon as I can. Thanks!"

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CRAZY PHONE DAY

[iamnotallgirl]

"Hey, it's me. I just wanted you to know, you know, I'm totally fine. I'm just going to a new school now. Boarding school, actually, so, uh, you know, if it wasn't clear, I guess I'm...breaking up with you. I'm really sorry. I don't know what I was thinking when I kissed Raimie; I'm sorry if that, you know, hurt you. Um. Bye."

Re: CRAZY PHONE DAY

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Phone Hijinxs!

[death_and_pies]

Poor Ned, he called the wrong person.

"If you ever do that pie thing on your body again, you should use an apple pie. It's not as messy, it won't stain and I like apples a lot."

Poor Ned.

Re: Phone Hijinxs!

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Crazy Phone Day!

[always_damp]

[From here.]

"Hey, it's me," Toby sniffed. "I'm having a crappy day. Wanna hit the bar later on me?"

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

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Phone Hijinks

[mauledbyabear]

[ From here]

"Oh, dude, I can't even cook. If you want a pizza, I guess I could learn to make one. I've got a lot of free time. Do you want a pizza?"

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[withoutverona]

"Love, where are you? It's cold and we haven't spent nearly enough time testing my new bed. Come over when you get home and I might even have a little present for you from Agent Provocateur's new line."

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