This is actually pretty funny, in a very Mel kind of way. A steamy combination of terrorists, dvds, dinosaurs, sex and bad puns ahoy!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
justvdifferent sent to me...
Twelve terrorists drumming
Eleven pyrokineticists piping
Ten dvds a-roleplaying
Nine comics daydreaming
Eight weapons internetting
Seven dinosaurs a-writing
Six lizards a-firetwirling
Five ba-a-a-ad puns
Four video nasties
Three gunpowder plots
Two moral panics
...and a sex in a superdickery.