silly things, you say...grim_recluseDecember 17 2006, 00:52:07 UTC
silly thing # 013 - have a transparent plastic bag with bees in it, taped to the side of your head. Refuse to acknowledge that it exists, if asked.
silly thing # 014 - have your luggage lined with sheet metal, to gain the admiration of the handlers and security staff
silly thing # 015 - print out thirty or so fake passports to countries that dont exist, and shuffle through them in front of the airport clerk.
silly thing # 016 - one suitcase must be filled with soap. If questioned in front of the open suitcase, deny ownership of the soap and become outraged about your missing drugs. Allege that the baggage handlers stole your hashish satchel from the secret second lining.
silly thing #017 - hide 30 or so convincing pistol replicas on your person. Disarm slowly when directed to do so, muttering about the changing politial climate and the cynicism of the institution.
silly thing #018 - upon takeoff, visit the lavatory with a pre-prepared plastic bag, and empty the 4.5 kg of raw octopus into the toilet. Make sure to spend a minimum of 60 minutes in the toilet, in order for a line to form.
silly thing #019 - engage your neighbouring passenger(s) in a public reading of the Forensic Colour Atlas of Aircraft Trauma
silly thing #020 - make sure your pockets are full of spent ammunition.
silly thing #021 - force entry into the cabin and demand the surrender of the plane and its immediate redirection towards Kabul. When the situation reaches a critical point, break into wild giggling and admit it was all a prank. Distribute lollypops to the shaken crew.
silly thing # 014 - have your luggage lined with sheet metal, to gain the admiration of the handlers and security staff
silly thing # 015 - print out thirty or so fake passports to countries that dont exist, and shuffle through them in front of the airport clerk.
silly thing # 016 - one suitcase must be filled with soap. If questioned in front of the open suitcase, deny ownership of the soap and become outraged about your missing drugs. Allege that the baggage handlers stole your hashish satchel from the secret second lining.
silly thing #017 - hide 30 or so convincing pistol replicas on your person. Disarm slowly when directed to do so, muttering about the changing politial climate and the cynicism of the institution.
silly thing #018 - upon takeoff, visit the lavatory with a pre-prepared plastic bag, and empty the 4.5 kg of raw octopus into the toilet. Make sure to spend a minimum of 60 minutes in the toilet, in order for a line to form.
silly thing #019 - engage your neighbouring passenger(s) in a public reading of the Forensic Colour Atlas of Aircraft Trauma
silly thing #020 - make sure your pockets are full of spent ammunition.
silly thing #021 - force entry into the cabin and demand the surrender of the plane and its immediate redirection towards Kabul. When the situation reaches a critical point, break into wild giggling and admit it was all a prank. Distribute lollypops to the shaken crew.
Hmm. These arent sensible at all.
sorry.
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