It's Things Like These That Make Xmas More Fun Than Christmas

Nov 18, 2006 00:26

Wow... I've been off assignments for a mere few hours and already I hit the obscure internet quizzes like a hard liquor. Go team Mel!


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I gave asaryu a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In July I donated bone marrow to shadowillusion4 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I set alacaeriel's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, grim_recluse (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4752 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
justvdifferent

On a vaguely related note, this is a really interesting Wikipedia article, in an intellectually masochistic kind of way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_christmas

Basically, it's about what the American christianist right call the 'War On Christmas', or the tendency for stores to use more generic, less specifically christianist advertising and promotional material. It's pretty funny. These guys never seem happy unless they're warring on something or dashing about thinking they're being intellectually prosecuted, do they?

*teeth glint malevolently*

Anyway, I'll be back soon with possibly more Mel-flavoured amusement! Huzzah!
Sayounara and fare thee well!
Mel ^_^
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