Ornophobic Visions from an Ornophile
I had a really strange dream last night. I don't dream as much as I used to, however when I do I get trippy visions bordering on the psychotic. This one is especially strange because it is very ornophobic, yet I in reality I actually love the little birdies! I loves them good!
Basically it started out with this strange battle arena scene, set in an ancient Aztec city. Warriors there fought valiant battles, all for the glory of it all. Weirdly enough, each of these warriors were dressed to resemble birds. So, there was a peacock warrior, a flamingo warrior, a maucaw warrior, and most importantly, a pigeon warrior. Disregarding whether or not these birds ever lived on Aztec grounds lol. Anyway, there was a massive rivalry between the peacock and pigeon warrior. Probably because the peacock warrior was all beautifully coloured whilst the pigeon warrior was well, pigeon coloured. Anyway! Somehow, in a twist found only in terrible B movies, the soul of the pigeon warrior, after being slaughtered by the peacock one, found it's way into the body of a pigeon. That's right, a pigeon. And now, posessed with the soul of a mighty bitter and angry Aztec warrior, THE PIGEON WANTS BLOOD!!!
Seriously, it did. It had a bloodlust that could've only matched the cravings of a starved gangrel vampire. Somehow it found it's way to the fictitious apartment I was staying in, and started prowling the window sills in a way only a pigeon can. It had slaughtered a flamingo and a budgerigar already, as well as a house cat and I think a fictitious sibling I apparently had- or at least that's all I could guess from the bones scattered about the gory, bloody puddle left behind. It sounds hilarious now, but whilst dreaming this it was pretty scary shit! It played out like a Hitchcock movie, but with one killer bird instead of many. I can't remember if I escaped the death pigeon, but I was shaking from the adrenaline when I woke up.
Sometimes I wonder if I should be worried about my brain, or at least what it can do. It made a pigeon scary! Gadzooks, I say.
Anyway, that's the spot of randomness for today,
Oyasuminasai!
Mel, Queen of Lizards and Darkness!
^_^
P.S I want to be a Godzilla!
Basically it started out with this strange battle arena scene, set in an ancient Aztec city. Warriors there fought valiant battles, all for the glory of it all. Weirdly enough, each of these warriors were dressed to resemble birds. So, there was a peacock warrior, a flamingo warrior, a maucaw warrior, and most importantly, a pigeon warrior. Disregarding whether or not these birds ever lived on Aztec grounds lol. Anyway, there was a massive rivalry between the peacock and pigeon warrior. Probably because the peacock warrior was all beautifully coloured whilst the pigeon warrior was well, pigeon coloured. Anyway! Somehow, in a twist found only in terrible B movies, the soul of the pigeon warrior, after being slaughtered by the peacock one, found it's way into the body of a pigeon. That's right, a pigeon. And now, posessed with the soul of a mighty bitter and angry Aztec warrior, THE PIGEON WANTS BLOOD!!!
Seriously, it did. It had a bloodlust that could've only matched the cravings of a starved gangrel vampire. Somehow it found it's way to the fictitious apartment I was staying in, and started prowling the window sills in a way only a pigeon can. It had slaughtered a flamingo and a budgerigar already, as well as a house cat and I think a fictitious sibling I apparently had- or at least that's all I could guess from the bones scattered about the gory, bloody puddle left behind. It sounds hilarious now, but whilst dreaming this it was pretty scary shit! It played out like a Hitchcock movie, but with one killer bird instead of many. I can't remember if I escaped the death pigeon, but I was shaking from the adrenaline when I woke up.
Sometimes I wonder if I should be worried about my brain, or at least what it can do. It made a pigeon scary! Gadzooks, I say.
Anyway, that's the spot of randomness for today,
Oyasuminasai!
Mel, Queen of Lizards and Darkness!
^_^
P.S I want to be a Godzilla!