Three things I've learned while going to college

Oct 22, 2008 13:17

1.  The term "so un-now-a-days" is an appropriate substitute for "so archaic" or "so old fashioned"
2.  When wearing skinny jeans, one may wear them as low on the hips as deemed appropriate. This includes (but is not limited to) wearing the crotch of said skinny jeans around your knees. It's the new fashion.
3.  The protocol for riding the bus dictates that upon getting on the bus, you must stop immediately and insist on standing in the doorway. If you move back to let other people on the bus, you will forever be known as the pussy who doesn't stand up for yourself. If there are stairs at the back of the bus, under no circumstances do you move beyond them, no matter how many people are crammed in the first three feet of the door. There is another bus coming in 15 minutes. Anyone who didn't fit on this bus can catch that one.

rl: school, people: suck

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