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[justtheservant]

[By now, everyone should know that early morning routine- you get up, yawn, stretch, pad into the bathroom, and turn on the light.

But today, as Guy brushes aside a piece of hair hanging into his face, something is… something is…]

UWAAAH!!

[…Different.]

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[rendingblast]

[Luke is bewildered] Guy, are you okay...?

[rendingblast]

... Woah, Guy, you're kind of a...

Girl!

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[justtheservant]

Y-yeah, I noticed. [Awkward. Oh so very awkward.]

[justtheservant]

Listen, when this is over, there's something I need to talk to you about.

[rendingblast]

[Luke is now staring at your melons, like. Woah.]

-- Huh? Talk to me about something? What is it...?

[justtheservant]

[...please don't.] Sorry Luke, but it's kind of important and I can't really think like this. Just keep it in mind, alright?

[rendingblast]

Guy... [Luke pauses, a bit fearful of what it could be, before he smiles, widely, putting that fear away like he always does]

So you're scared of yourself, huh?

[justtheservant]

[And he's back to wondering how this change in Luke came about.]

That's one way of putting it.

[rendingblast]

Are you going to be able to take care of yourself this way, Guy?

[justtheservant]

Don't worry about it- if I'm careful, it shouldn't be a problem.

[rendingblast]

I know it's really hard for you.

[said as he stifles a laugh] Do you need help? I bet Tear would know what to do!

[justtheservant]

That's pretty considerate of you, Luke. [Which does not compute in the least. Still.]

Uh, actually, if you don't mind, could you not mention this to anyone?

[rendingblast]

Not tell anyone, huh? Okay, okay. But what are you going to do? Who knows when it'll wear off, you know.

[justtheservant]

I'm sure I'll be able to think of something as long as I don't touch myself. Really, don't worry about it.

[rendingblast]

I didn't think you'd be able to become afraid of yourself.

[justtheservant]

It's not that funny! [Have a shudder as he looks in the mirror.]