Jul 23, 2006 10:13
"Can I get you anything?" she asks.
"If you could find me an ashtray and a bloody mary, I think I'd be having a wonderful morning."
She brings me the ashtray as I watch the brassy-haired old queen mix my drink. He brings it to me momentarily.
"Thanks for breakfast" I offer with a smile. He grins and giggles nervously. Mary eating from the palm of my hand. It's nine in the morning and my charm is on and I've got the best bloody I've ever tasted.
I smoke a bit more and order another and his eyes are on me furtive. I may not have a clue when it comes to making a woman want me, but I certainly can grin the grins and quip the quips to bring a man running.
That's something, I suppose.