Amusing...
Ok, this is a little long, but it amused me. And so..here ya go:
Shdes 0f Grey: hey, room nazi! what's the dealio, Screech?
I ate it already: I hate you.
Shdes 0f Grey: So?
Shdes 0f Grey: I'm trying to converse with my compatriots! Have a <3
Shdes 0f Grey: Besides, Sunshine, you don't know me.
I ate it already: My duty as a Nazi states that I annihilate everyone I hate.
Shdes 0f Grey: Well, your duty should pertain to everyone alive then.
Shdes 0f Grey: Anything with a pulse, anyway.
I ate it already: Okay. Come back in.
Shdes 0f Grey: I know this routine. I shall.
Shdes 0f Grey: I told you.
Shdes 0f Grey: And! I shall exercise your sphincter for it.
I ate it already: If you knew the routine, you shouldn't have come back in.
Shdes 0f Grey: Why not?
Shdes 0f Grey: It's amusing.
Shdes 0f Grey: Besides, you're just another faceless 15 yr old laying out your cyber charm. I dig you.
I ate it already: ...
I ate it already: TF?
Shdes 0f Grey: TF?
I ate it already: The fvck?
Shdes 0f Grey: whatchu mean TF, foo?
Shdes 0f Grey: you know wtf.
Shdes 0f Grey: don't play slutty.
Shdes 0f Grey: sorry. slutty.
Shdes 0f Grey: coy*
I ate it already: You're just peeved because I kicked you.
I ate it already: Get over it.
Shdes 0f Grey: naw.
Shdes 0f Grey: I kicked many a person just like you.
Shdes 0f Grey: It's all good.
Shdes 0f Grey: However. ::i sidle closer:: maybe we can be friends.
I ate it already: Maybe.
Shdes 0f Grey: ::i stroke your kneecap:: so, what's a friend mean to you?
I ate it already: No touching.
Shdes 0f Grey: ::i breathe tittilattingly into your ear:: ok, no touching.
I ate it already: ...
Shdes 0f Grey: man, what's a soul-brotha gots to do to please a girl?
Shdes 0f Grey: you'd think, penis? but no. you said no touching.
I ate it already: You'd think leaping off a cliff and leaving me the hell alone.
Shdes 0f Grey: how's that going to make us friends?
Shdes 0f Grey: that's just plain foolish. woman, i do keep my backhand strong.
Shdes 0f Grey: not that I would ever strike you.
Shdes 0f Grey: I'm just saying, I keep it strong.
Shdes 0f Grey: Look. I think we got off on the wrong foot. You're German, and I'm IRA. We have similarities we can build on.
I ate it already: ...
I ate it already: How do you know I'm German?
Shdes 0f Grey: You said you were Nazi.
Shdes 0f Grey: YOU CAN'T BE NAZI WITHOUT BEING A BASTARD GERMAN. And hey, your hair looks kinda blonde in your pic.
I ate it already: ...You called me the Nazi first.
Shdes 0f Grey: I did.
I ate it already: I was playing off what you said.
Shdes 0f Grey: And you agreed.
Shdes 0f Grey: So it was established.
I ate it already: Me nazi=funny
Shdes 0f Grey: Funny? You think killing Jews is funny?
Shdes 0f Grey: So do I.
Shdes 0f Grey: See. A common bond.
I ate it already: ...
I ate it already: I mean the concept is funny.
I ate it already: I'm far from racist.
Shdes 0f Grey: So is the practice of that concept.
Shdes 0f Grey: So am I.
Shdes 0f Grey: I <3 everyone.
I ate it already: I'm sure you do.
Shdes 0f Grey: I tried to love you.
Shdes 0f Grey: But noooo.
Shdes 0f Grey: You said "no touching".
Shdes 0f Grey: That's such a cocktease thing to say.
I ate it already: Probably.
Shdes 0f Grey: Man, how do you kids learn to be that way at such a young age?
I ate it already: Politics.
I ate it already: Annnd...-not a kid-
Shdes 0f Grey: 10:1 odds you're younger than I am.
Shdes 0f Grey: Means you = a kid.
I ate it already: No, it doesn't.
Shdes 0f Grey: Semantics!
I ate it already: How old are you?
Shdes 0f Grey: 26.
I ate it already: Yes, you are older...
I ate it already: But that doesn't mean I'm a kid.
Shdes 0f Grey: That's just nitpicking. In my eyes, you could be a kid.
Shdes 0f Grey: You're probably 19, maybe.
I ate it already: Somewhat.
I ate it already: I'm twelve.
I ate it already: Well, eleven.
Shdes 0f Grey: I know kids grow fast.
Shdes 0f Grey: But no.
I ate it already: Birthday is in a day.
Shdes 0f Grey: I suppose you could be telling the truth.
Shdes 0f Grey: But, if so you shouldn't mind bearing your breasts for me.
I ate it already: Not really.
I ate it already: -18-
Shdes 0f Grey: Not really, as in, "no I don't mind"?
Shdes 0f Grey: Gr8.
Shdes 0f Grey: Man, was I close or what?
I ate it already: You were close.
Shdes 0f Grey: So, now that we're bosom buddies and all that shiz, let's discuss your punishment.
I ate it already: Let's not.
Shdes 0f Grey: I veto your choice. And since we're stalemated I'll turn to an alternate choice of conversation. How big are you punching bags?
Shdes 0f Grey: your*
I ate it already: ...
Shdes 0f Grey: You -have- measured them, haven't you?
I ate it already: Yes...and it really isn't your business.
Shdes 0f Grey: Well what's the point of keeping that kind of information secure? When you think about it, all women should stride about bare-chested. Why they don't now, I can't figure. It's sexism.
Shdes 0f Grey: It's "accepted" to see a man's bare chest, but not a woman's. That's one-sided and wrong.
Shdes 0f Grey: In this day and age we should be comfortable with our bodies.
I ate it already: Probably.
I ate it already: There are nudist colonies everywhere.
Shdes 0f Grey: Why contain these free people to colonies? The world should be as accepting of female nudity as the people in those colonies.
I ate it already: Not all people like to flaunt around naked.
Shdes 0f Grey: Because they're fatties or insecure of their slightly pudged bodies.
I ate it already: Not always.
I ate it already: Some are conservative.
I ate it already: That's all.
Shdes 0f Grey: Those are worthy values, depending on what subject they pertain to. But nudity? To be like Adam and Eve? Please. It's just another form of propaganda and control, just like Christianity and religions in general.
I ate it already: You shouldn't bring religion in.
Shdes 0f Grey: Religion is tied to everything, how can I not?
Shdes 0f Grey: But, I digress. Do you shave the beef?
I ate it already: ...
I ate it already: Do you shave the sausage?
Shdes 0f Grey: Why yes, yes I do.
Shdes 0f Grey: It's more sleek that way.
I ate it already: Shaving=death.
Shdes 0f Grey: ....
Shdes 0f Grey: Are you saying you're Italian?
I ate it already: No.
Shdes 0f Grey: You need to invest in a razor.
I ate it already: I get waxed at a day spa.
Shdes 0f Grey: Waxed = the equivalent of shaving.
I ate it already: Waxed gets rid of the hair longer.
I ate it already: And you are much, much smoother.
Shdes 0f Grey: Semantics. I only really wanted to know if you were hairy like a wookie or not.
I ate it already: No.
Shdes 0f Grey: I need to go shower and scrub my sweat slathered testicles clean. I'll be back soon, though. <3333
I ate it already: You have fun.
Shdes 0f Grey: And they are clean, like polished marbles.
Shdes 0f Grey: So, what's your name?
I ate it already: My name is I ate it already.
Shdes 0f Grey: That's a crap name.
Shdes 0f Grey: We need to give you a new one.
I ate it already: I like it.
I ate it already: So no.
Shdes 0f Grey: How about, "I ate Seans cock already"
Shdes 0f Grey: No, too long.
Shdes 0f Grey: How about...well...let's go with what I originally called you. Room Nazi.
I ate it already: I'm not a Nazi.
I ate it already: ::pout.::
Shdes 0f Grey: ...
Shdes 0f Grey: You booted me callously. That's very Nazi-ish.
I ate it already: It was funny.
I ate it already: We shed laughs about it.
Shdes 0f Grey: Sure it was, but it's still Nazi-like.
Shdes 0f Grey: I've done it myself. I know it's funny.
Shdes 0f Grey: I admit to having had Nazi tendencies.
I ate it already: Okay then.
Shdes 0f Grey: So we can safely say you're a fellow Goose-stepper?
Shdes 0f Grey: Christ, man. Your eyes are blue.
I ate it already: Yes.
I ate it already: Are you like...studying my face?
Shdes 0f Grey: I just was. ::nod:: I only briefly looked at the pic, so I looked at the larger version.
I ate it already: Mmkay.
Shdes 0f Grey: I suppose I'll stop being an ass to you. You understand it had to be done for a little while, yes?
Shdes 0f Grey: ::good natured back slap::
I ate it already: Thanks.
I ate it already: I appreciate that.
Shdes 0f Grey: It's completely my pleasure. Seriously.
I ate it already: I'm sure it is.
Shdes 0f Grey: By the way, if I masturbated to your face, would you mind?
I ate it already: Yes.
I ate it already: I would.
I ate it already: Just..click the little x in the corner.
I ate it already: And never look at me again.
Shdes 0f Grey: Isn't that a compliment though?
I ate it already: No.
Shdes 0f Grey: You women are so unpredictable.
I ate it already: Yeah, that's the way we like it.
Shdes 0f Grey: You beg to be complimented, hint at it constantly, then when a guy does by jerking his snake to your picture you act as if we've committed a crime.
Shdes 0f Grey: Shame.
I ate it already: I never begged for any compliments from you.
Shdes 0f Grey: I don't mean from me personally.
Shdes 0f Grey: I mean women do that to guys in general.
Shdes 0f Grey: I probably will smack my burrito around in your honor, though. Your face will do.
I ate it already: ...
Shdes 0f Grey: No, no. Don't act surprised. You knew this was coming.
Shdes 0f Grey: Pardon the pun.
I ate it already: Ha. I knew nothing was coming.
Shdes 0f Grey: Are you serious? I'll mail you the results.
I ate it already: OKay. Thanks.
I ate it already: Appreciate it.
Shdes 0f Grey: It's my pleasure. I think that's another pun.
I ate it already: Probably.
This was all after this chick booted me from The Unclaimed Market room. I think I had more fun in the IM than I would have if I hadn't been booted. :D
Btw, welcome back Cherrylicious!! I missed you. :\
Shdes 0f Grey: hey, room nazi! what's the dealio, Screech?
I ate it already: I hate you.
Shdes 0f Grey: So?
Shdes 0f Grey: I'm trying to converse with my compatriots! Have a <3
Shdes 0f Grey: Besides, Sunshine, you don't know me.
I ate it already: My duty as a Nazi states that I annihilate everyone I hate.
Shdes 0f Grey: Well, your duty should pertain to everyone alive then.
Shdes 0f Grey: Anything with a pulse, anyway.
I ate it already: Okay. Come back in.
Shdes 0f Grey: I know this routine. I shall.
Shdes 0f Grey: I told you.
Shdes 0f Grey: And! I shall exercise your sphincter for it.
I ate it already: If you knew the routine, you shouldn't have come back in.
Shdes 0f Grey: Why not?
Shdes 0f Grey: It's amusing.
Shdes 0f Grey: Besides, you're just another faceless 15 yr old laying out your cyber charm. I dig you.
I ate it already: ...
I ate it already: TF?
Shdes 0f Grey: TF?
I ate it already: The fvck?
Shdes 0f Grey: whatchu mean TF, foo?
Shdes 0f Grey: you know wtf.
Shdes 0f Grey: don't play slutty.
Shdes 0f Grey: sorry. slutty.
Shdes 0f Grey: coy*
I ate it already: You're just peeved because I kicked you.
I ate it already: Get over it.
Shdes 0f Grey: naw.
Shdes 0f Grey: I kicked many a person just like you.
Shdes 0f Grey: It's all good.
Shdes 0f Grey: However. ::i sidle closer:: maybe we can be friends.
I ate it already: Maybe.
Shdes 0f Grey: ::i stroke your kneecap:: so, what's a friend mean to you?
I ate it already: No touching.
Shdes 0f Grey: ::i breathe tittilattingly into your ear:: ok, no touching.
I ate it already: ...
Shdes 0f Grey: man, what's a soul-brotha gots to do to please a girl?
Shdes 0f Grey: you'd think, penis? but no. you said no touching.
I ate it already: You'd think leaping off a cliff and leaving me the hell alone.
Shdes 0f Grey: how's that going to make us friends?
Shdes 0f Grey: that's just plain foolish. woman, i do keep my backhand strong.
Shdes 0f Grey: not that I would ever strike you.
Shdes 0f Grey: I'm just saying, I keep it strong.
Shdes 0f Grey: Look. I think we got off on the wrong foot. You're German, and I'm IRA. We have similarities we can build on.
I ate it already: ...
I ate it already: How do you know I'm German?
Shdes 0f Grey: You said you were Nazi.
Shdes 0f Grey: YOU CAN'T BE NAZI WITHOUT BEING A BASTARD GERMAN. And hey, your hair looks kinda blonde in your pic.
I ate it already: ...You called me the Nazi first.
Shdes 0f Grey: I did.
I ate it already: I was playing off what you said.
Shdes 0f Grey: And you agreed.
Shdes 0f Grey: So it was established.
I ate it already: Me nazi=funny
Shdes 0f Grey: Funny? You think killing Jews is funny?
Shdes 0f Grey: So do I.
Shdes 0f Grey: See. A common bond.
I ate it already: ...
I ate it already: I mean the concept is funny.
I ate it already: I'm far from racist.
Shdes 0f Grey: So is the practice of that concept.
Shdes 0f Grey: So am I.
Shdes 0f Grey: I <3 everyone.
I ate it already: I'm sure you do.
Shdes 0f Grey: I tried to love you.
Shdes 0f Grey: But noooo.
Shdes 0f Grey: You said "no touching".
Shdes 0f Grey: That's such a cocktease thing to say.
I ate it already: Probably.
Shdes 0f Grey: Man, how do you kids learn to be that way at such a young age?
I ate it already: Politics.
I ate it already: Annnd...-not a kid-
Shdes 0f Grey: 10:1 odds you're younger than I am.
Shdes 0f Grey: Means you = a kid.
I ate it already: No, it doesn't.
Shdes 0f Grey: Semantics!
I ate it already: How old are you?
Shdes 0f Grey: 26.
I ate it already: Yes, you are older...
I ate it already: But that doesn't mean I'm a kid.
Shdes 0f Grey: That's just nitpicking. In my eyes, you could be a kid.
Shdes 0f Grey: You're probably 19, maybe.
I ate it already: Somewhat.
I ate it already: I'm twelve.
I ate it already: Well, eleven.
Shdes 0f Grey: I know kids grow fast.
Shdes 0f Grey: But no.
I ate it already: Birthday is in a day.
Shdes 0f Grey: I suppose you could be telling the truth.
Shdes 0f Grey: But, if so you shouldn't mind bearing your breasts for me.
I ate it already: Not really.
I ate it already: -18-
Shdes 0f Grey: Not really, as in, "no I don't mind"?
Shdes 0f Grey: Gr8.
Shdes 0f Grey: Man, was I close or what?
I ate it already: You were close.
Shdes 0f Grey: So, now that we're bosom buddies and all that shiz, let's discuss your punishment.
I ate it already: Let's not.
Shdes 0f Grey: I veto your choice. And since we're stalemated I'll turn to an alternate choice of conversation. How big are you punching bags?
Shdes 0f Grey: your*
I ate it already: ...
Shdes 0f Grey: You -have- measured them, haven't you?
I ate it already: Yes...and it really isn't your business.
Shdes 0f Grey: Well what's the point of keeping that kind of information secure? When you think about it, all women should stride about bare-chested. Why they don't now, I can't figure. It's sexism.
Shdes 0f Grey: It's "accepted" to see a man's bare chest, but not a woman's. That's one-sided and wrong.
Shdes 0f Grey: In this day and age we should be comfortable with our bodies.
I ate it already: Probably.
I ate it already: There are nudist colonies everywhere.
Shdes 0f Grey: Why contain these free people to colonies? The world should be as accepting of female nudity as the people in those colonies.
I ate it already: Not all people like to flaunt around naked.
Shdes 0f Grey: Because they're fatties or insecure of their slightly pudged bodies.
I ate it already: Not always.
I ate it already: Some are conservative.
I ate it already: That's all.
Shdes 0f Grey: Those are worthy values, depending on what subject they pertain to. But nudity? To be like Adam and Eve? Please. It's just another form of propaganda and control, just like Christianity and religions in general.
I ate it already: You shouldn't bring religion in.
Shdes 0f Grey: Religion is tied to everything, how can I not?
Shdes 0f Grey: But, I digress. Do you shave the beef?
I ate it already: ...
I ate it already: Do you shave the sausage?
Shdes 0f Grey: Why yes, yes I do.
Shdes 0f Grey: It's more sleek that way.
I ate it already: Shaving=death.
Shdes 0f Grey: ....
Shdes 0f Grey: Are you saying you're Italian?
I ate it already: No.
Shdes 0f Grey: You need to invest in a razor.
I ate it already: I get waxed at a day spa.
Shdes 0f Grey: Waxed = the equivalent of shaving.
I ate it already: Waxed gets rid of the hair longer.
I ate it already: And you are much, much smoother.
Shdes 0f Grey: Semantics. I only really wanted to know if you were hairy like a wookie or not.
I ate it already: No.
Shdes 0f Grey: I need to go shower and scrub my sweat slathered testicles clean. I'll be back soon, though. <3333
I ate it already: You have fun.
Shdes 0f Grey: And they are clean, like polished marbles.
Shdes 0f Grey: So, what's your name?
I ate it already: My name is I ate it already.
Shdes 0f Grey: That's a crap name.
Shdes 0f Grey: We need to give you a new one.
I ate it already: I like it.
I ate it already: So no.
Shdes 0f Grey: How about, "I ate Seans cock already"
Shdes 0f Grey: No, too long.
Shdes 0f Grey: How about...well...let's go with what I originally called you. Room Nazi.
I ate it already: I'm not a Nazi.
I ate it already: ::pout.::
Shdes 0f Grey: ...
Shdes 0f Grey: You booted me callously. That's very Nazi-ish.
I ate it already: It was funny.
I ate it already: We shed laughs about it.
Shdes 0f Grey: Sure it was, but it's still Nazi-like.
Shdes 0f Grey: I've done it myself. I know it's funny.
Shdes 0f Grey: I admit to having had Nazi tendencies.
I ate it already: Okay then.
Shdes 0f Grey: So we can safely say you're a fellow Goose-stepper?
Shdes 0f Grey: Christ, man. Your eyes are blue.
I ate it already: Yes.
I ate it already: Are you like...studying my face?
Shdes 0f Grey: I just was. ::nod:: I only briefly looked at the pic, so I looked at the larger version.
I ate it already: Mmkay.
Shdes 0f Grey: I suppose I'll stop being an ass to you. You understand it had to be done for a little while, yes?
Shdes 0f Grey: ::good natured back slap::
I ate it already: Thanks.
I ate it already: I appreciate that.
Shdes 0f Grey: It's completely my pleasure. Seriously.
I ate it already: I'm sure it is.
Shdes 0f Grey: By the way, if I masturbated to your face, would you mind?
I ate it already: Yes.
I ate it already: I would.
I ate it already: Just..click the little x in the corner.
I ate it already: And never look at me again.
Shdes 0f Grey: Isn't that a compliment though?
I ate it already: No.
Shdes 0f Grey: You women are so unpredictable.
I ate it already: Yeah, that's the way we like it.
Shdes 0f Grey: You beg to be complimented, hint at it constantly, then when a guy does by jerking his snake to your picture you act as if we've committed a crime.
Shdes 0f Grey: Shame.
I ate it already: I never begged for any compliments from you.
Shdes 0f Grey: I don't mean from me personally.
Shdes 0f Grey: I mean women do that to guys in general.
Shdes 0f Grey: I probably will smack my burrito around in your honor, though. Your face will do.
I ate it already: ...
Shdes 0f Grey: No, no. Don't act surprised. You knew this was coming.
Shdes 0f Grey: Pardon the pun.
I ate it already: Ha. I knew nothing was coming.
Shdes 0f Grey: Are you serious? I'll mail you the results.
I ate it already: OKay. Thanks.
I ate it already: Appreciate it.
Shdes 0f Grey: It's my pleasure. I think that's another pun.
I ate it already: Probably.
This was all after this chick booted me from The Unclaimed Market room. I think I had more fun in the IM than I would have if I hadn't been booted. :D
Btw, welcome back Cherrylicious!! I missed you. :\