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[justpopthehood]

voice | accidental

[A door opens slowly, high-heeled footsteps follow over the faintest background of...is that kissing?]

Great! Perfect. Thank you, Sam.

Mikaela!

[Those would be the bed springs creaking as Sam fights to get out from under his new hot robot girlfriend.]

Okay, wait, this is not what it looks like. We were talking. The rest was

Comments

[twinned]

Sounds like you're having fun there.

[justpopthehood]

You're perceptive.

[twinned]

It's always worth making the effort.

[justpopthehood]

How's that working out for you?

[twinned]

I'm still standing. Doesn't that say enough?

[justpopthehood]

It says something about you if still standing is enough.

[twinned]

In my neck of the woods, it means a whole lot.

[justpopthehood]

I know some people who would agree. They don't go around testing the waters with sarcasm, though.

[twinned]

For all you know, that could've been a heartfelt and meaningful reaction to your post.

[justpopthehood]

In what language does that translate as fun?

[twinned]

Guess that depends on how much of a masochist you are.

[justpopthehood]

I'm not that much of one at all.

[twinned]

Then I'll retract my very first comment and just stick with a "hey there". Better?

[justpopthehood]

It's a start.

Hey back.

[twinned]

I'm definitely preferring the look of this route.

[justpopthehood]

I think this route leads to you giving me a name?