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pissing over my childhood.
Because 20 Years of Luke shooting Wamp Rats in the desert will not make for good TV. I can see the future holding yet another re-release of Episode IV where his dialogue is updated to say something like "If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from, discounting all the exciting world shattering adventures I've been having these past four or five years that I will never mention again."
Red hot rusty spoons shoved in his orrifices would not be punishment enough.