[Event] No salads, please

[modoftruth]

Well this is certainly unusual. There are vegetables where there used to be people - and don't ask how they're walking around, how the carrots are hopping about without falling flat on their faces, or why it isn't simply easier for the tomato to roll.

The thing is, these vegetables aren't just vegetables. They're you. A gherkin with glasses, a broccoli tree with a baseball cap, a mushroom with a monocle... All kinds of vegetables.

And remember, five-a-day is cannibalism now.