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[ashowman]

[This is not really all that uncommon but it's a Kaito! But worse, it's a wizard Kaito. He's not entirely sure how he got here but he has some ideas.]

Oi. Did that spell go all wrong again?

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[haunted_hakuba]

[He is dreaming. He must be. It's a nightmare, and he's going to wake up any minute now. That's it.]

...Spell.

[Also, wasn't it Koizumi who usually went on about 'real' magic?]

[ashowman]

[That voice. That horribly familiar arrogant, suggary voice that just kinda makes his skin crawl.]

....

You?!

[haunted_hakuba]

Were you expecting someone else?

[Not because he knows what's going on, oh no. He's just trolling.]

[ashowman]

I wasn't expecting anyone in particular. [He just doesn't like you] You know, I could file a complaint about stalking.

[haunted_hakuba]

Oh, I'm sure that would go down very well. Seen as I'm fairly certain we both came here at the same time by accident.

[What is that unspoken 'this time'.]

[ashowman]

...

You expect me to believe- after you tried handcuffing me to yourself that this is a coincidence?

[haunted_hakuba]

Whether you wish to believe it or not, Kuroba-kun, I would hardly wish to spend my every waking minute in your presence. And there was a specific reason behind that incident... if you recall.

[That whole 'I'll catch you this way for sure!' thing. Which hadn't worked well that time, admittedly.]

[ashowman]

Yeah, you thought I was Kid and ended up making a fool of yourself. Just curious, but how did that blow over anyway?

[haunted_hakuba]

I had to re-evaluate my strategies, but the hard evidence still points to the same conclusion.

...Remind me once more, what it was that Aoko-kun deciphered from the, ah, 'Kaitou Kid' that night?

[Because if that night is being brought up then that must ALSO be brought up once more~!]

[ashowman]

...

[He hates you so hard.]

Kaitou Kid is not gay.

[And he would know.]

[haunted_hakuba]

[He knows~]

And you would know... how, exactly? Being Kid's biggest fan surely can't bring about such certain knowledge... unless of course you are withholding important information from a police investigation...

[TAKE ALL THE OPPORTUNITIES!]

[ashowman]

Easy. He has a reputation for being smooth with the ladies. [...Kaito that doesn't-]

Besides, Aoko told me that Kid apparently has trouble keeping his hands to himself. [It's totally not sexual harassment. Don't even say it.]

[haunted_hakuba]

Something such as that could be an act put on to persuade his fans otherwise.

...I shall have to remind myself to add 'sexual harassment' to the list of Kid's crimes once he has been caught.

[ashowman]

[skldfjlksjdfklsjdf]

There's probably more to it than Kid being a little hands-y.

[haunted_hakuba]

I think I'll leave that to the point of view of the offended party.

[And why yes, he is just doing this to annoy Kaito. It's fun.]

[ashowman]

[Annoying Kaito never ends well though. You should know that by now D: ]

He probably didn't mean any harm since he's so against that.

[Not that Kaito isn't guilty of multiple acts of sexual harassment towards Nakamori Aoko]