soup.

Nov 05, 2011 17:19

Oi! Shin-ch-- ... Conan-kun! Get over here! ... geez, when there's a case you can't move for tripping over him but when you actually want the kid ( Read more... )

[action], hattori heiji, *au

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momenttolose November 5 2011, 09:16:03 UTC
[. . . so a certain half-British detective opening a door while exiting a room at an inopportune time would end how, exactly?]

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osakanomiyaki November 5 2011, 09:21:13 UTC
[In an alarmed shout, flying crockery, a frantic dive and a last minute save, all in the grandest slapstick tradition. It takes a couple of seconds for Hattori to register that her precious soup is safe but when she does she glares up at Hakuba over her shoulder.]

Watch where you're going! Barging out of doors -- haven't you ever thought of knocking?

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momenttolose November 5 2011, 09:26:49 UTC
[startled quite a bit by all the failing around but now just--does a double take. since when was Hattori female? no, better yet...

since when did Hattori carry around bowls of soups while appearing as a woman?]

... one would normally think knocking would apply for entering a room, not a hallway.

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osakanomiyaki November 5 2011, 09:34:09 UTC
And that gives you permission to fling doors about, knocking out pedestrians left, right and centre? If I wasn't holding this soup ...

[Hattori has got herself to her feet but does not appear to be any happier.]

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momenttolose November 5 2011, 09:37:25 UTC
[trying not to stare but. well. this is a foreign concept, dealing with a female Hattori]

If you're not secure enough to walk without your eyes being constantly on the soup, perhaps you should let someone else carry it for you before you run into more doors.

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osakanomiyaki November 5 2011, 09:40:47 UTC
[Flat stare. Seriously, what.]

You seriously telling me you can tell by looking at a closed door that t'guy on the other side is suddenly goin' to throw it open in yer face?

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momenttolose November 5 2011, 09:46:34 UTC
You'd have a few seconds' warning, at least. And you could walk a certain distance from doors if needed. I would actually recommend it for you.

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osakanomiyaki November 5 2011, 10:00:48 UTC
Not with this carpet, ya don't!

[Rolling her eyes, Hattori remembers that she is a woman on a mission.]

An' there's a lot of things I'd recommend for you, but I don't have the time t'spare. Later.

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momenttolose November 5 2011, 10:03:11 UTC
Being in a hurry won't help prevent more collisions, you know.

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osakanomiyaki November 5 2011, 10:10:33 UTC
Being away from you an' your sudden exits might.

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