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[justonelasttime]

I went to the NJHS induction today
and paul sang the national athem.
but when brett walked across the
stage to receive his certificate
me lauren and ruthie screamed his
name and some fat woman turned around
and said, "we were being obnoxious
b****es and we needed to shut the
h-e-double hockey sticks up!" i covered
my ears and told her that she ruined
my virgin ears.that woman. i will never
be the same.its a good thing i didnt
say much more...she might have ate me!