беленькая (Ze Wodka) - Viacheslav Romanov/Vladimir Plushenko - NC-17

[azrielen]

Title: беленькая (Ze Wodka)
Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Viacheslav Romanov/Vladimir Plushenko (aka Johnny Wier/Evan Lysacek in their Russian personae from Be Good Johnny Weir and Skate Great, respectively.) So it's AU slash of real peoples' fictional alter egos. IDEK IDEK

Summary: Two displaced Russians walk into a bar...

Notes: Unbetaed. Oh god,

Comments

[ninastya]

hey girl xD cracked up while reading - high five!
if you wanted some help -
"Yesli vy hotite popast' v moi shtany, vse, chto vam nuzhno bylo sprosit' " - Если ты хотел залезть ко мне в штаны, тебе стоило просто попросить - Jesli ty hotjel zalezt' ko mne v shtany, tebe stoilo prosto poprosit'" would do better.
"idiot belokurva" - maybe "блондинка - blondinka" - its really only a blonde woman, but said in this context it might sound offensive )) or "glupaya blondinka" - stupid blonde))
"Grâznaâ šmara" - I LOLed xDDD Грязная шмара is a good offensive word xDDD

[azrielen]

YAY! :D *highfive*

Oooo Russian help! Thank you! I was using fail online translators and looking up slang. Ahaha

[ninastya]

Also, bb, pet name for Vyacheslav is Slava, and for Vladimir - Volodya )))
glad I could help ^^

[stealenoughtime]

THIS IS SO AWESOME

I was hoping that somebody would write this pairing :D and I love that you gave them character and made it so melancholic because clearly that's the way it needed to be... ^^

[azrielen]

Yay! :D

I started thinking of them together and like, there was just suddenly so much BACKSTORY. Why was Vladimir in America? Why was he an alcoholic at some run-down rink? Surely if he'd been a Russian skater Viacheslav would have interviewed him before. Maybe they were involved~ etc etc etc.

They just sort of ended up knowing each other way too well right away. XD

[stealenoughtime]

.... I kinda really want more form this 'verse :) It really has to have a whole lotta backstory.

....speaking of fic, we seem to share quite some fandoms! Do you happen to have written a. more figure skating fic, b. about Adam Lambert or c. MCR fic?

I am way too drunklazy to search through your tags.... *lalala*

[azrielen]

I might write more! Writing is something I don't do very often at all, but I just really enjoy these characters. Who knows!

I wrote MCR fic once. A Frank/Bob kink piece!
http://community.livejournal.com/justoffthekeyof/1445.html

Most of my bandom stuff was FOB-related.

I never did write anything in AI fandom, tho. XD

[0356]

I loved this. I also love that picture. Oh my god. -flails-

[naruke_chan]

he is like poor man's Johnny Weir
This is so funny, mostly because it's Johnny's alter-ego.

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU FOR WRITING THIS, OMFG

[louiex]

Can I just say that I found this while browsing the internet on my phone -a friend emailed it- and made a giddy fool of myself laughing at the brilliance of this fic in a delightfully public face :D

Best. Fic. EVERRRRR. You're amazing and I really hope to see more from you~