Putting down the books for a moment...

May 16, 2008 23:04

Did you know that libraries have books? Now that I'm done with school I can read them! I have six or seven and just received an Amazon order that included another. My plan for tomorrow is to go to the county library and pick up another; because, of course, I need more.

In between all this, I suddenly got it in my head to put together an all time great B Movie cast. I've got three actors in my head right now; give me some suggestions (especially for actresses) and I'm sure a stellar plot will emerge.

1. William Shatner - Incubus almost took Shatner off the list. Every word in Esperanto in accented on the next to last syllable. EVERY ONE! He couldn't manage it! Oh, it was bad. Bad... However, reading about the made for TV Pray for Wildcats where he goes from ad exec to hero as he drives a dirtbike to Mexico to fight an evil Andy Griffith. There are no more words; he's in.

2. Miles O'Keeffe - How much Keefe does a B-movie need to be great? Miles O'Keeffe! His turn as Ator the Invincible puts him in automatically.

3. Bolo Yeung - Bolo is perhaps best known as being Chong Li in Bloodsport. His physical presence and wide-eyed maniacal looks make him a shoe-in for a bad guy in our movie.

Chong Li in Action - skip to about 1:15 for the crazy eyes

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