i wanna fuckin hear you!!!
hola senors and senoritas!
i had to work one of the most boring, yet busy shifts of my life today. how can it be boring and busy you ask? simple.
1. Customers would flood the store and make a mess. Then I had to clean up said mess. Very VERY repetative.
2. We were very busy money wise, but that is because it seemed like the same purchase was being rung up every 2 minutes. I swear if i sell another copy of Jay "Jay Z" Zimmerman's new CD im going to start random fires in the mall.
3. Ok this isnt part of it, but this Christmas band set up right by our store to "attempt to play" x-mas tunage for the Night of Giving, which kept the mall open an extra 3 hours, and cost customers 5 bucks to get a discount at every store. Our store said you only get a discount on regular priced items, and 99.9 % of these neaderthals would bring up something on sale and bitch when they didnt get the discount. In all reality, the item being on sale was better than the discount we were givin out. so nayh.
Ive noticed the couples comin in the store and its really starting to bug the hell out of me. not so much that i want to BE one of the couples, but that they can more than likely sense the lonley ones, and seek us out to make out in front of.
and in closing a letter to Gideon Yago of MTV....
Dear Gideon,
Do you think because you wore a Buddyhead hoodie on the air that makes you cool enough to perform the act of pipe laying with Ozzy's daughter? I think not. Perhaps you should stick in your league and try out Lola their dog. I hear she is good, just ask Jack, it looks like they are always making out.
Regards,
Ron
peace out kiddies
i had to work one of the most boring, yet busy shifts of my life today. how can it be boring and busy you ask? simple.
1. Customers would flood the store and make a mess. Then I had to clean up said mess. Very VERY repetative.
2. We were very busy money wise, but that is because it seemed like the same purchase was being rung up every 2 minutes. I swear if i sell another copy of Jay "Jay Z" Zimmerman's new CD im going to start random fires in the mall.
3. Ok this isnt part of it, but this Christmas band set up right by our store to "attempt to play" x-mas tunage for the Night of Giving, which kept the mall open an extra 3 hours, and cost customers 5 bucks to get a discount at every store. Our store said you only get a discount on regular priced items, and 99.9 % of these neaderthals would bring up something on sale and bitch when they didnt get the discount. In all reality, the item being on sale was better than the discount we were givin out. so nayh.
Ive noticed the couples comin in the store and its really starting to bug the hell out of me. not so much that i want to BE one of the couples, but that they can more than likely sense the lonley ones, and seek us out to make out in front of.
and in closing a letter to Gideon Yago of MTV....
Dear Gideon,
Do you think because you wore a Buddyhead hoodie on the air that makes you cool enough to perform the act of pipe laying with Ozzy's daughter? I think not. Perhaps you should stick in your league and try out Lola their dog. I hear she is good, just ask Jack, it looks like they are always making out.
Regards,
Ron
peace out kiddies