See, I read about other people's dreams and I go "How could anybody have a dream like that? That seems fake." Because I've never had dreams like that.
My most exciting dream came after studying too much history in high school. I dreamt that I was watching a history program on TV (note that in my dream I am watching TV, not experiencing this myself) about the Russian Revolution in the early 1910s when the Communists took over. Except instead of the Communists it was the Church of England. So basically just a Find-Replace for "Communists" with "Church of England," over a bunch of grainy black and white footage and photographs.
Or perhaps it was the dream I had where I discovered a new book of the bible. Yes, that's right. It seems that for 2000 years they've been making bibles with a book in it that nobody's ever noticed before, because the pages have always been stuck. Until I discovered it. Inside I read the story of a man who was looking for wild carrots. And he was afraid that he couldn't find any wild carrots, because people told him he couldn't. But then he said that he trusted that God would provide. And 'lo and behold, but the guy found some wild carrots. And that was the end of it.
My most exciting dream came after studying too much history in high school. I dreamt that I was watching a history program on TV (note that in my dream I am watching TV, not experiencing this myself) about the Russian Revolution in the early 1910s when the Communists took over. Except instead of the Communists it was the Church of England. So basically just a Find-Replace for "Communists" with "Church of England," over a bunch of grainy black and white footage and photographs.
Or perhaps it was the dream I had where I discovered a new book of the bible. Yes, that's right. It seems that for 2000 years they've been making bibles with a book in it that nobody's ever noticed before, because the pages have always been stuck. Until I discovered it. Inside I read the story of a man who was looking for wild carrots. And he was afraid that he couldn't find any wild carrots, because people told him he couldn't. But then he said that he trusted that God would provide. And 'lo and behold, but the guy found some wild carrots. And that was the end of it.
THESE ARE THE SORTS OF DREAMS THAT I HAVE.
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