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Another issue of my subscription to Rolling Stone came today. In a special plastic bag with the following note:
Dear Valued Postal customer:
I want to extend my sincere apology as your Postmaster for the enclosed document that was inadvertently damaged in handling by your Postal Service.
We are aware how important your mail is to you. With that in mind, we are forwarding it to your in an expeditious fashion.
Your Postmaster
Okay, this frustrates me in more than one way:
1. They DESTROYED my copy of Rolling Stone!
2. Okay, thanks for the apology. Now where's the $3.95 that I need to replace it?
3. Putting just the torn up cover in a plastic bag does not fix your mistake.
4. This issue had an interview with Elvis Costello in it.
5. The bag it was in really did say "we are forwarding it to your in an expeditious fashion." Your? YOU. YOU! It's "to YOU in an expeditious fashion." you idiots. I want my friggin copy of Rolling Stone with an Elvis Costello interview and all the pages and no tears or folds in the cover. Yes, they even folded it. They didn't keep what was left of the cover in good shape, they FOLDED it and shoved it in a crappy plastic bag.
Dear Valued Postal customer:
I want to extend my sincere apology as your Postmaster for the enclosed document that was inadvertently damaged in handling by your Postal Service.
We are aware how important your mail is to you. With that in mind, we are forwarding it to your in an expeditious fashion.
Your Postmaster
Okay, this frustrates me in more than one way:
1. They DESTROYED my copy of Rolling Stone!
2. Okay, thanks for the apology. Now where's the $3.95 that I need to replace it?
3. Putting just the torn up cover in a plastic bag does not fix your mistake.
4. This issue had an interview with Elvis Costello in it.
5. The bag it was in really did say "we are forwarding it to your in an expeditious fashion." Your? YOU. YOU! It's "to YOU in an expeditious fashion." you idiots. I want my friggin copy of Rolling Stone with an Elvis Costello interview and all the pages and no tears or folds in the cover. Yes, they even folded it. They didn't keep what was left of the cover in good shape, they FOLDED it and shoved it in a crappy plastic bag.