You Know Your Car Is Ghetto When...
..The key becomes mangled as you twist to start the ignition.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the backlight for the heating and cooling control buttons doesn't work...but everything else on your dash does.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..sometimes, it just doesn't start in the morning.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..it does a 360 everytime you brake in extreme ice. Even when going 5mph.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..droplets of water hit you or your steering wheel when it rains.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..just by sitting in it, you get a nose bleed.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the horn sounds more like a dying calf than a threat to other drivers.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the brakelight on the rear left side is broken.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..it's older than you are..and BROWN.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..rust is the only thing holding it together.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..you have to turn off the heat/ac to get onto the freeway.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..two of the old radio presets don't work because pop made them sticky.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the bumper isn't plastic...it's pure rubber, baby.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..your windshield wipers only smear the water on your windshield, not remove.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the dome light only turns on when you open the driver door.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the windows squeak as you roll them up or down.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the floor mats cover up a soon-to-be hole.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..sometimes, the seatbelt gets stuck.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..you don't even have to be in park to turn it on!
You know your car is ghetto when..
..one of the headlights is brighter than the other.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..no one wants to get in.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..your mom asks you to park a couple houses down.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..you get caught parking in the visitor lot at school-WITHOUT a student sticker.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..it takes you 10 minutes to get the door open...and this is only after you opened the passenger side and climbed through.
But above all else, you KNOW your car is ghetto when..
..there is a huge orange traffic cone on the roof.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the backlight for the heating and cooling control buttons doesn't work...but everything else on your dash does.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..sometimes, it just doesn't start in the morning.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..it does a 360 everytime you brake in extreme ice. Even when going 5mph.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..droplets of water hit you or your steering wheel when it rains.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..just by sitting in it, you get a nose bleed.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the horn sounds more like a dying calf than a threat to other drivers.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the brakelight on the rear left side is broken.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..it's older than you are..and BROWN.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..rust is the only thing holding it together.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..you have to turn off the heat/ac to get onto the freeway.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..two of the old radio presets don't work because pop made them sticky.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the bumper isn't plastic...it's pure rubber, baby.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..your windshield wipers only smear the water on your windshield, not remove.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the dome light only turns on when you open the driver door.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the windows squeak as you roll them up or down.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..the floor mats cover up a soon-to-be hole.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..sometimes, the seatbelt gets stuck.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..you don't even have to be in park to turn it on!
You know your car is ghetto when..
..one of the headlights is brighter than the other.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..no one wants to get in.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..your mom asks you to park a couple houses down.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..you get caught parking in the visitor lot at school-WITHOUT a student sticker.
You know your car is ghetto when..
..it takes you 10 minutes to get the door open...and this is only after you opened the passenger side and climbed through.
But above all else, you KNOW your car is ghetto when..
..there is a huge orange traffic cone on the roof.