Birkenstocks = Lesbians
Ok so before i start this updation bare with me its weird. I don't know why but i have a HUGE feeling something bad is going to happen... I feel so rotten for no reason. Kinda sux. Um ya i never thought i had ESP or any of that mumbo jumbo (altho nicole's dreams become reality no lie) but something makes me feel like disaster is around the corner. I hope nothing bad happens but if it does, i warned you. Don't go being paranoid (altho i kno you won't because i am being crazy Malek) but something bad will happen. Grrr.... Weird entry i kno it is.
On a different note, Happy Halloween. I hate this holiday. Everyone thinks that i am a loser for saying so, but i do. I always have. Too much effort just to get candy. I love candy. But I'm not thrilled about freezing my balls off wearing a costume that isn't comfortable walking till your tired and then just gettin half a pillow case of half yucky candy. Plus what is up with those freaks who give out pencils? They are Halloween pencils too! And Halloween is over by the time you get to use them! How retarded do you look with an orange pencil with little black cats on them in November, the month after Halloween. Plus i live on a death street so we don't even get trick-or-treaters. How fun is it to go to a strangers neighborhood and ask strangers for candy! This whole trusting the little delights from weird people you don't know is sketchy to me. Would you eat a candy bar that a stranger on the street, not even a hobo, gave you? I doubt it. Unless you are stupid. Yes i am a bitter bitter person. And for the record. Birkenstock shoes are for lesbians. I'm not saying that you have to be a lesbian to wear them, or that all lesbians do. I'm just saying that the two usually go hand in hand.
Now I lost my train of thought, damn you Birkenstock shoes...
School this week was soooo long. Even with the Sox and everything, plus the half day, I felt like last weekend was actually last year. I can't wait for Thanksgiving, now that is a quality holiday. Food, football, and you don't have to work at doing anything. The lazy man's holiday.
I had a weird dream the other day. Somehow a bunch of us got Mr. Ploss fired. It was a good time.
So the moral of this entry is the world is against me. Nicole loves when i say that so i thought i would mention it. That and the idea that i'm in a pissy mood.
Birkenstocks = Lesbians
That will make many people happy, cheers to all you non-lesbian Birkenstocks, goodbye for Raychel will kick my ass. Maybe that is the bad thing that i see coming...