Is there a right answer to this question:
Were you the guy I just flashed my tits at in the parking lot?
rewind.....
I am in Titusville teaching classes to people at NASA. I get to teach on base tomorrow, so silly me I left my camera at home where it could be safe from recording the experience.
I quested to Merritt Island's only electronics store, Circuit City, to buy a camera (no it was not even charged prior to the question). After the purchase I wanted Seafood, natural as I am on the coast.
I headed to a restaurant on the water called Rusty's. In the parking lot I watched a woman get out of a car, pull up her shirt (sans bra) and then smooth it down. She was not looking my direction, I think she honestly thought the was no one around. I drove past, did not stare or linger.
Do women "adjust the goods" like men do. I mean if she had a bra on I could understand needing to adjust the way they were "held". But if you have nothing on but a teeshirt and miniskirt, what is there to adjust?
Anyway. I parked and walked in about 30 after them. The three of the them faced me as I walked in and the one in question asked "Were you the guy I flashed my tits at in the parking lot"?
The mind slows time to a crawl. The frist answer considered and dropped was, "Yes, they were quite nice, well rounded and perky. thank you for sharing them." The second answer was simply, "no". I went with that to spare her embarrassment (that I doubt she felt) But, I added,"but I could go back out and circle the lot again if you want..." I had to say something to prove my MAN card cred.
I got an honest, but likely sympathy laughs for the old guy in a dress shirt.
Kids today, go figure.
rewind.....
I am in Titusville teaching classes to people at NASA. I get to teach on base tomorrow, so silly me I left my camera at home where it could be safe from recording the experience.
I quested to Merritt Island's only electronics store, Circuit City, to buy a camera (no it was not even charged prior to the question). After the purchase I wanted Seafood, natural as I am on the coast.
I headed to a restaurant on the water called Rusty's. In the parking lot I watched a woman get out of a car, pull up her shirt (sans bra) and then smooth it down. She was not looking my direction, I think she honestly thought the was no one around. I drove past, did not stare or linger.
Do women "adjust the goods" like men do. I mean if she had a bra on I could understand needing to adjust the way they were "held". But if you have nothing on but a teeshirt and miniskirt, what is there to adjust?
Anyway. I parked and walked in about 30 after them. The three of the them faced me as I walked in and the one in question asked "Were you the guy I flashed my tits at in the parking lot"?
The mind slows time to a crawl. The frist answer considered and dropped was, "Yes, they were quite nice, well rounded and perky. thank you for sharing them." The second answer was simply, "no". I went with that to spare her embarrassment (that I doubt she felt) But, I added,"but I could go back out and circle the lot again if you want..." I had to say something to prove my MAN card cred.
I got an honest, but likely sympathy laughs for the old guy in a dress shirt.
Kids today, go figure.