And Then She Made Her Friends Say Smart Comments about Me, They're So Goddamn Smart

May 24, 2005 21:55

The roads, they smell like piss. In the lower level of the parking garage it smells like rubber and fucking piss. But I do miss the city and the other things it used to offer me. Drugs. Rapists. Key Foods.
We were somewhere on 287, west, this service station smelled like that. This trip to the service station was as unneccessary as the "employees must wash hands" sign in the bathrooms. But thinking about it I came to the conclusion that those signs are a good thing that does a negative. I mean, you see the sign and you have to think, "man, if the establishment needs to remind their workers to wash their hands... how much more irresponsible could they get." Spit. Food. Piss. Salad. Toss. Survey says 100. Anyways, I miss the city.

Note To Self: Starbucks isn't a good thing before a long trip on the road.

P.S.
The new Starting Line CD is like holding your piss for a long time and then getting to your bathroom... you say to yourself... "FUCKING AWESOME."
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