The first step is admitting you have a potentially profitable problem ...

Aug 20, 2009 14:58

A job listing:Addiction Recovery Associate - New York North

The Addiction Recovery Associate is responsible for maximizing sales of Alkermes products in his/her respective territory. This will be done by having thorough product, disease state and market knowledge and sound selling skills. He/she will utilize available resources to help educate and influence healthcare providers. Finally, he/she will use their analytical ability to determine targets and will use approved resources and efforts accordingly.

Me, I think it should be called an "Addiction CASH Recovery Associate." Prior applicable experience could include picking up passed-out drunks by their ankles and shaking them for pocket change.

job listing

Previous post Next post
Up