FILK: Ziva Got Run Over By A Reindeer Sung To Grandma Got Runned Over By A Reindeer
TITLE: Ziva Got Run Over By A Reindeer Sung To Grandma Got Runned Over By A Reindeer
FANDOM: NICIS
PAIRING: Tony/Gibbs
ARCHIVE: If you want.
AUTHOR: JustJeanette
CHALLENGE: NCIS Chat Ziva got runned over by a reindeer challenge
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NCIS or Grandma got runned over by a reindeer. I'm just answering a challenge for some fun. ~.^
Warning: This is NOT a pro-Ziva fic/Filk and if you like her as a character I'd suggest not following the link. I'm not really a fan of Canon Ziva though there are some brilliantly written examples in the fanfiction arena. This was written as a response to a challenge.
TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer
Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
But as for me and Jethro, we believe.
She'd been thinking she was essential,
Her place to be my favorite beau.
But she forgot that I was taken,
Twice a night at least, you know.
When we found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
We had no time for mourning,
For it was time to hit the sack.
TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer
Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
But as for me and Jethro, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Tony,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there ruttin' with Jethro,
In balls deep and howling out so he rides the swell
It's now Christmas without Ziva.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer
Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
But as for me and Jethro, we believe.
Now my arse is on the table
Jethro's gettin' pretty big.
There's lube and a condom
That would have to just make safe the staff of Jethro's rig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never let an assassin,
Out near the man who drives a sleigh and owes ourselves."
TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer
Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.
(Not minding her own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
(What do you mean there's no Justice?)
But as for me and Jethro, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
Oh
As for me and Jethro, we believe.
You know what to do it you enjoyed.
FANDOM: NICIS
PAIRING: Tony/Gibbs
ARCHIVE: If you want.
AUTHOR: JustJeanette
CHALLENGE: NCIS Chat Ziva got runned over by a reindeer challenge
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NCIS or Grandma got runned over by a reindeer. I'm just answering a challenge for some fun. ~.^
Warning: This is NOT a pro-Ziva fic/Filk and if you like her as a character I'd suggest not following the link. I'm not really a fan of Canon Ziva though there are some brilliantly written examples in the fanfiction arena. This was written as a response to a challenge.
TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer
Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
But as for me and Jethro, we believe.
She'd been thinking she was essential,
Her place to be my favorite beau.
But she forgot that I was taken,
Twice a night at least, you know.
When we found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
We had no time for mourning,
For it was time to hit the sack.
TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer
Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
But as for me and Jethro, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Tony,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there ruttin' with Jethro,
In balls deep and howling out so he rides the swell
It's now Christmas without Ziva.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer
Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
But as for me and Jethro, we believe.
Now my arse is on the table
Jethro's gettin' pretty big.
There's lube and a condom
That would have to just make safe the staff of Jethro's rig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never let an assassin,
Out near the man who drives a sleigh and owes ourselves."
TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer
Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.
(Not minding her own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Justice,
(What do you mean there's no Justice?)
But as for me and Jethro, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)
Oh
As for me and Jethro, we believe.
You know what to do it you enjoyed.