FILK: Leroy Jethro Gibbs.... sung to Good King Wenceslas
Leroy Jethro Gibbs looked out
On the scene, a wondering
When the victim had bled out,
And why he'd a bludgeoning
Brightly lit, the crime scene light
Upon the death so was cruel
When a suspect came in sight
Returning like a fool
"Hither, Tony, and stand by me
If thou know'st it, telling
Yonder miscreant, who is he?
Where and what his dwelling?"
"Gibbs, he lives a good mile hence
Wyman Park in view
Right along San Martin Drive
By Johns Hopkins U."
"Bring your Cuffs and bring your Guns
Bring a warrant with thee
Thou and I will bust his buns
Tony, you are with Me."
Gibbs and Tony forth they went
Forth they sped together
Traffic snarls they did circumvent
Ignoring all the weather
"Gibbs, the night is darker now
And the suspect he's a bomber.
Caution I think is called for now,
We should wait a bit longer."
"Mark my signals, my good man
Follow them real closely
Thou shalt find I'll win this hand."
With that he strode forth boldly
In his master's steps he trod
Signal followed closely
Soon arresting that poor sod
Who'd angered Gibbs so grossly
Therefore, Naval men, be sure
Health and rank possessing
Those who would dare hurt you more
Shall themselves by Gibbs arresting
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If you liked, let me know.
On the scene, a wondering
When the victim had bled out,
And why he'd a bludgeoning
Brightly lit, the crime scene light
Upon the death so was cruel
When a suspect came in sight
Returning like a fool
"Hither, Tony, and stand by me
If thou know'st it, telling
Yonder miscreant, who is he?
Where and what his dwelling?"
"Gibbs, he lives a good mile hence
Wyman Park in view
Right along San Martin Drive
By Johns Hopkins U."
"Bring your Cuffs and bring your Guns
Bring a warrant with thee
Thou and I will bust his buns
Tony, you are with Me."
Gibbs and Tony forth they went
Forth they sped together
Traffic snarls they did circumvent
Ignoring all the weather
"Gibbs, the night is darker now
And the suspect he's a bomber.
Caution I think is called for now,
We should wait a bit longer."
"Mark my signals, my good man
Follow them real closely
Thou shalt find I'll win this hand."
With that he strode forth boldly
In his master's steps he trod
Signal followed closely
Soon arresting that poor sod
Who'd angered Gibbs so grossly
Therefore, Naval men, be sure
Health and rank possessing
Those who would dare hurt you more
Shall themselves by Gibbs arresting
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If you liked, let me know.