Oh man...Johnny GC and the Bunnies...
As I write this my eyelids are drooping so bad. I am super, super sleepy.
Ummm...so tomorrow begins another exciting IM softball season for Johnny GC and the Bunnies. Johnny GC is the team me and Big Seth put together 4 years ago to dominate the IM softball leagues here at Central. Last year we achieved our goal: League Champs. And as the reigning champs, it is our duty to take on all challenegers and promptly beat every one of them by a minimum of 15 runs. And with the All-Star team I put together this year I think that goal is entirely achievable. Seriously. Every girl we have on the team is either a former college softball player or has played on select softball teams throughout the Pacific NW. And the guys...well...Alls I can say is when you have me and Big Seth, pure domination can only occur. (just playin') We have some really, really good athletic guys as well. That is the key to winning coed softball...while the other coed teams are made up of decent guy players, the girls on those teams are usually only on there because they are eye candy. they are hot but CAN NOT play softball to save their lives. Whereas the girls on our team are there strictly because they can play better than any guy we have. And we have some pretty good guys. Anyways...All I am saying is my team kicks serious ace!!
Oh wow...so tired...
Liberals suck. They are uninformed, ignorant dopes. That is all I am going to say about that.
-JP
"Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass."
-Beanie, 'Old School'