"Ima' Clever One" or “Breakin’ Up with the Boy I Didn’t Know was my Boyfriend"
Ima’ clever one -
No stairs in your trailer,
An’ I ain’t got
Yo’ box of nickels neither.
So lemme’ eat my figs
And insects, pumpkin seeds,
Sip my tea,
And you can lick
Fried ice cream
Off my hand.
Ima’ clever one -
Turks hate me -
But I don’ care -
Just so long
As you don’ touch my
Mmmmm… haaair.
Or my paaants.
Ima’ clever one -
Not boring like a straight guy.
Got me six offers
An’ in the top five -
So yea -
Sex in the car
Ain’t goin’ happen -
Not with you,
Terry.
Got a jack-off cover though -
Thought maybe you should know.
Because Ima’ clever one -
Shop at Trader’s World,
Hike in Burnet Woods,
Make hemp necklaces,
And had a roller-skate party
When I was twelve.
But just drivin now,
Explorin’ North Ham’ton,
All the while dancin’ to Madonna
With my foot
On the ceiling
Of my car.
No stairs in your trailer,
An’ I ain’t got
Yo’ box of nickels neither.
So lemme’ eat my figs
And insects, pumpkin seeds,
Sip my tea,
And you can lick
Fried ice cream
Off my hand.
Ima’ clever one -
Turks hate me -
But I don’ care -
Just so long
As you don’ touch my
Mmmmm… haaair.
Or my paaants.
Ima’ clever one -
Not boring like a straight guy.
Got me six offers
An’ in the top five -
So yea -
Sex in the car
Ain’t goin’ happen -
Not with you,
Terry.
Got a jack-off cover though -
Thought maybe you should know.
Because Ima’ clever one -
Shop at Trader’s World,
Hike in Burnet Woods,
Make hemp necklaces,
And had a roller-skate party
When I was twelve.
But just drivin now,
Explorin’ North Ham’ton,
All the while dancin’ to Madonna
With my foot
On the ceiling
Of my car.