Found Piece #1: When Laundry's a Formality...
When Laundry's a Formality...
When laundry's a formality
And land is in the sky,
When shits are horizontal
And happen by the by,
Only then, my friend,
Will Wowopowochau
Change the cyclic tide.
Johnnie walks a scraggled plank -
He's tired of the bugs he eats
And Mommie Patches dope is dank,
We turn the ship starboard-east
The time, my friend
Is - I just lost my meter.
A gwow, gwow, gwow!
A sloop, sloop, sloop!
John B and grandpa,
You've seen the last of me.
When laundry's a formality
And land is in the sky,
When shits are horizontal
And happen by the by,
Only then, my friend,
Will Wowopowochau
Change the cyclic tide.
Johnnie walks a scraggled plank -
He's tired of the bugs he eats
And Mommie Patches dope is dank,
We turn the ship starboard-east
The time, my friend
Is - I just lost my meter.
A gwow, gwow, gwow!
A sloop, sloop, sloop!
John B and grandpa,
You've seen the last of me.