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Just thought I'd post this.. this is the dumbest convo I have ever had in my life! :D
LilAmyP999: hi
Doctor Zoidburg: hi
LilAmyP999: im with the better lawn department
Doctor Zoidburg: well I'm better than that
LilAmyP999: what?
Doctor Zoidburg: i'm better than the better lawn department
LilAmyP999: anyway, i just wanna let u know some facts, and technigues to maximize the health and longevity of ur lawn
LilAmyP999: no, no one is
LilAmyP999: youve never heard odf my company?
LilAmyP999: of
Doctor Zoidburg: no
LilAmyP999: hello?
LilAmyP999: oh
LilAmyP999: thats too bad
Doctor Zoidburg: I know that that excess nitrogenand phosphate runoff is bad for the environment
Doctor Zoidburg: because it premotes the growth of algae in the water
Doctor Zoidburg: thus, depriving fish of their needed oxygen
LilAmyP999: yes, and it has a negitive effect on ur lawn
Doctor Zoidburg: so I don't really believe in maintaining my lawn
Doctor Zoidburg: I keep it naturally grown
LilAmyP999: ur quit the scientist
LilAmyP999: thats good
LilAmyP999: natural growth is the best, and cleanest
LilAmyP999: do u use any fertilizers
Doctor Zoidburg: no, none
Doctor Zoidburg: because of what happened walkerton
LilAmyP999: may i suggest a good one, that is really cheap, and easy to obtain
Doctor Zoidburg: i choose to keep my fecal matter supplies to an all time low after those events
LilAmyP999: belive it or not, old motor oil can be used to fertilize ur lawn, i personaly use this technigue
Doctor Zoidburg: old motor oil?
Doctor Zoidburg: but if it's old shouldn't I be concerned if it's leaded
Doctor Zoidburg: lead air pollution is a bigger problem than most people realize
LilAmyP999: yes, a cheap and effeciant way to fertilize ur lawn
LilAmyP999: r u a envirementilist?
Doctor Zoidburg: or am I mistaken?
Doctor Zoidburg: No, I'm a pantheist. :-)
LilAmyP999: no ur correct, but who gives a shit about air polluttion, lawn care is the # 1 priority
Doctor Zoidburg: There aren't many 17 year old environmentalists
LilAmyP999: r u saying im 17?
Doctor Zoidburg: lawn care total bullshit, as if i'm going to waste my time and money on some fucking grass..
LilAmyP999: cause im much older than that
Doctor Zoidburg: no, I am. :-D
LilAmyP999: grass is the most important thing
Doctor Zoidburg: I let it grow the way nature intended it to grow
LilAmyP999: and please do not use the F word
Doctor Zoidburg: and I don't tamper with it
Doctor Zoidburg: I didn't use the F word
LilAmyP999: oh sorry, that was someone else im talking to
LilAmyP999: im trying to spread as much lawn care info as i can
Doctor Zoidburg: are you being paid for it?
LilAmyP999: no, its charity
LilAmyP999: i do it from the bottom of my heart
Doctor Zoidburg: lawn charity?
Doctor Zoidburg: how is it being charitable?
Doctor Zoidburg: where do I donate then?
LilAmyP999: i dont have that enfo off hand
Doctor Zoidburg: well why not?
LilAmyP999: but, i can get back to u tommorow
Doctor Zoidburg: I mean if it really is a charity, shouldn't you have all the info needed for donated
LilAmyP999: its in my office, and im at home now
Doctor Zoidburg: since that's the principle that charities are based upon
Doctor Zoidburg: what charity is it for?
Doctor Zoidburg: who am I helping if I donate?
LilAmyP999: the better lawn care charity, TBLCC
Doctor Zoidburg: you just made that up!
LilAmyP999: no, actually i didnt
Doctor Zoidburg: who's the founder of this so called charity
LilAmyP999: most people dont belive me, because they have never heard of a lawn care charity, but its true
Doctor Zoidburg: no it isn't, stop lying!
LilAmyP999: r u calling me a lyer?
Doctor Zoidburg: lying makes mother nature cry!
Doctor Zoidburg: yes, I am calling you a "lyer"
LilAmyP999: yea well ur pissing me off, and pissing me off makes people die!
Doctor Zoidburg: Your facts aren't straight, all I wanted to do was listen to your cause
Doctor Zoidburg: and this is how you you repay me!
LilAmyP999: yes, i do have ur home adresss, and u will kill you
Doctor Zoidburg: um, what the fuck, how do you figure that makes people die?
Doctor Zoidburg: with fertilizer???
Doctor Zoidburg: Noo!!!!!!
Doctor Zoidburg: Don't fertilize me!!!!!
LilAmyP999: dont patranize me
LilAmyP999: ur being an ass
LilAmyP999: u r by far the biggest dick i have ever talked to
Doctor Zoidburg: you're can't spell worth shit, you're stupid
Doctor Zoidburg: is your name se37?
Doctor Zoidburg: hehehe. :-D
LilAmyP999: dont insult my intelligance
Doctor Zoidburg: anyway, you've been good for a laugh, but i'll block you now, have fun with charity! :-)
alright that's all.. life is goooood. :D
LilAmyP999: hi
Doctor Zoidburg: hi
LilAmyP999: im with the better lawn department
Doctor Zoidburg: well I'm better than that
LilAmyP999: what?
Doctor Zoidburg: i'm better than the better lawn department
LilAmyP999: anyway, i just wanna let u know some facts, and technigues to maximize the health and longevity of ur lawn
LilAmyP999: no, no one is
LilAmyP999: youve never heard odf my company?
LilAmyP999: of
Doctor Zoidburg: no
LilAmyP999: hello?
LilAmyP999: oh
LilAmyP999: thats too bad
Doctor Zoidburg: I know that that excess nitrogenand phosphate runoff is bad for the environment
Doctor Zoidburg: because it premotes the growth of algae in the water
Doctor Zoidburg: thus, depriving fish of their needed oxygen
LilAmyP999: yes, and it has a negitive effect on ur lawn
Doctor Zoidburg: so I don't really believe in maintaining my lawn
Doctor Zoidburg: I keep it naturally grown
LilAmyP999: ur quit the scientist
LilAmyP999: thats good
LilAmyP999: natural growth is the best, and cleanest
LilAmyP999: do u use any fertilizers
Doctor Zoidburg: no, none
Doctor Zoidburg: because of what happened walkerton
LilAmyP999: may i suggest a good one, that is really cheap, and easy to obtain
Doctor Zoidburg: i choose to keep my fecal matter supplies to an all time low after those events
LilAmyP999: belive it or not, old motor oil can be used to fertilize ur lawn, i personaly use this technigue
Doctor Zoidburg: old motor oil?
Doctor Zoidburg: but if it's old shouldn't I be concerned if it's leaded
Doctor Zoidburg: lead air pollution is a bigger problem than most people realize
LilAmyP999: yes, a cheap and effeciant way to fertilize ur lawn
LilAmyP999: r u a envirementilist?
Doctor Zoidburg: or am I mistaken?
Doctor Zoidburg: No, I'm a pantheist. :-)
LilAmyP999: no ur correct, but who gives a shit about air polluttion, lawn care is the # 1 priority
Doctor Zoidburg: There aren't many 17 year old environmentalists
LilAmyP999: r u saying im 17?
Doctor Zoidburg: lawn care total bullshit, as if i'm going to waste my time and money on some fucking grass..
LilAmyP999: cause im much older than that
Doctor Zoidburg: no, I am. :-D
LilAmyP999: grass is the most important thing
Doctor Zoidburg: I let it grow the way nature intended it to grow
LilAmyP999: and please do not use the F word
Doctor Zoidburg: and I don't tamper with it
Doctor Zoidburg: I didn't use the F word
LilAmyP999: oh sorry, that was someone else im talking to
LilAmyP999: im trying to spread as much lawn care info as i can
Doctor Zoidburg: are you being paid for it?
LilAmyP999: no, its charity
LilAmyP999: i do it from the bottom of my heart
Doctor Zoidburg: lawn charity?
Doctor Zoidburg: how is it being charitable?
Doctor Zoidburg: where do I donate then?
LilAmyP999: i dont have that enfo off hand
Doctor Zoidburg: well why not?
LilAmyP999: but, i can get back to u tommorow
Doctor Zoidburg: I mean if it really is a charity, shouldn't you have all the info needed for donated
LilAmyP999: its in my office, and im at home now
Doctor Zoidburg: since that's the principle that charities are based upon
Doctor Zoidburg: what charity is it for?
Doctor Zoidburg: who am I helping if I donate?
LilAmyP999: the better lawn care charity, TBLCC
Doctor Zoidburg: you just made that up!
LilAmyP999: no, actually i didnt
Doctor Zoidburg: who's the founder of this so called charity
LilAmyP999: most people dont belive me, because they have never heard of a lawn care charity, but its true
Doctor Zoidburg: no it isn't, stop lying!
LilAmyP999: r u calling me a lyer?
Doctor Zoidburg: lying makes mother nature cry!
Doctor Zoidburg: yes, I am calling you a "lyer"
LilAmyP999: yea well ur pissing me off, and pissing me off makes people die!
Doctor Zoidburg: Your facts aren't straight, all I wanted to do was listen to your cause
Doctor Zoidburg: and this is how you you repay me!
LilAmyP999: yes, i do have ur home adresss, and u will kill you
Doctor Zoidburg: um, what the fuck, how do you figure that makes people die?
Doctor Zoidburg: with fertilizer???
Doctor Zoidburg: Noo!!!!!!
Doctor Zoidburg: Don't fertilize me!!!!!
LilAmyP999: dont patranize me
LilAmyP999: ur being an ass
LilAmyP999: u r by far the biggest dick i have ever talked to
Doctor Zoidburg: you're can't spell worth shit, you're stupid
Doctor Zoidburg: is your name se37?
Doctor Zoidburg: hehehe. :-D
LilAmyP999: dont insult my intelligance
Doctor Zoidburg: anyway, you've been good for a laugh, but i'll block you now, have fun with charity! :-)
alright that's all.. life is goooood. :D