wasting ur time by telling u story... a story witch starts 3 days ago.....

Apr 16, 2006 19:10

it was a sunny warm day, no clouds, no rain on its way, and the little children of the third grade were out on the playground. as the kids played they waited for there favorite time of day waiting for happy fun time snack time. but in time, they would come to the conclusion that when happy fun time snack time would come there would be no happy fun time snacks to stuff there little faces with because... 2 hours before recess the janitor mr. mehogin was mindlessly cleaning the halls when he noticed the snacks for the third grade class were laying out with no supervision. mr. mehogin was so hungry that the snacks were just beging to be eat'n. if only he had eat'n before he come to work that day he told himself; all because of one frying pan... 1 hour before school started that day, mr. mehogin awoke to an alarming alarm that alarmed him to awake. he was alarmed to find himself stumbling out of his bed tripping over a pan left out the day before. he wounderd how it got there in the first place, how a pan that he had never seen before got to the position of which he did not place. it astonished him so much that he began to like it, no not like love the pan. he ended up being obsessed with it to a degree where just the thought of it drove him insane. 40 minutes past, knowing he was going to be late and have to sacrifice breakfast for being to work on time, mr. mehogin finally had the intention to look on the back. he must know who the creator was. as he turned to pan around, to his surprise, it had no label, name, or brand, just blank. all because of one mistake.... earlier that night, high in the sky a man who goes by mr. shy, a secret agent for haiti, had to destroy a plane carrying 3 thousand orphaned babies who blood type was 0 positive. with that much baby blood u could run a whole mechanical army of doom, so it was up to him to blow the shit sky high. knowing he was on short time he killed himself along with the plane, but unaware that he got onto the wrong cargo-plane and destroyed a plane full of unmarked pans, sending them threw the land below into mr. mehogin's room, who didn't eat breakfast, who eat happy fun time snake time snacks, which upseted the school children, who made there teacher out of stress kill herself, who could have stoped world hunger, which would have made a utopia of the world we live in today. so is alwayse remember that we dont live in a world of happiness because of those foreign janitors.
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