GODDAMN!
Today was a great day, it was like last summer, I laughed so much, everyone was having so much fun and there was no drama period. Good times.
Good times at least, until I got home. Goddamn fucking water bug runs across the bathroom floor when I'm using the bathroom and I done pissed all over the fucking walls and everything trying to get the fuck outta there. Then he's crawling on the walls, so its fucking Battle Royale with the water bug, I'm knocking the shit out of everything with the broom trying to kill it. They're damn slow till you hit them once, then they're sick.
I don't think they have water bugs in Florida, or probably anywhere else in the world. Those dumb bitches in Florida would just keel over if they saw the size of these motherfuckers.
Boom.
Good times at least, until I got home. Goddamn fucking water bug runs across the bathroom floor when I'm using the bathroom and I done pissed all over the fucking walls and everything trying to get the fuck outta there. Then he's crawling on the walls, so its fucking Battle Royale with the water bug, I'm knocking the shit out of everything with the broom trying to kill it. They're damn slow till you hit them once, then they're sick.
I don't think they have water bugs in Florida, or probably anywhere else in the world. Those dumb bitches in Florida would just keel over if they saw the size of these motherfuckers.
Boom.