They say that during those day "the dinosaurs ruled the earth," when in fact the oceans were teeming with life. Meanwhile us invertebrates were practically chilling while all those bulky reptiles worked it out trying to get in three meals a day. As they got bigger we got smaller and, well...not to boast or anything but, when was the last time you ever saw an Ultrasaurus?
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you probably see ants, flies or beetles at least twice a day.
You need to get out more, kid!
Back to the ocean, they were lucky to find the fossils they did but they really missed out on what went down. Down deep? Scary stuff, really. Gives me the willies. I'm not at all into those kinds of parties.
They actually found two live sharks that were damn close to what used to breeze by every morning for coffee back in the day.
We've got a running bet that human beings won't last another two hundred thousand years.
Lets see, what was the count on invertebrates? Since always, right? Sometimes I forget.
Fish really piss me off though.
Did you know that some people think that mullosks are next in line on the evolutionary ladder? That's just funny.
Speaking of funny check THIS shit out:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOcFucking hilarous!