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A Few JOkes my mom sent me:
This was written by a black guy in Texas.....so funny.....what a great sense of humor and creativity!!!
When I born, I black, when I grow up, I black, when I go in sun, I black, when I cold, I black, when I scared, I black, when I sick, I black, and when I die, I still black.
You white folks....when you born, you pink, when you grow up, you white, when you go in sun, you red, when you cold, you blue, when you scared, you yellow, when you sick, you green, when you bruised, you purple, and when you die, you gray.
So who you are callin' colored folk's ???
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"
The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."
The Teacher Fainted