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04 [video/action for Violet] ★ ominous things

Nov 02, 2010 14:21

[Backdated to Monday afternoon][The feed clicks on to reveal a rather tired Apollo with a sleeping Hoothoot perched on his shoulder ( Read more... )

*location: violet city, the judge, merlin, kristoph gavin, misaki takahashi, smoker, cocona bartel, trucy wright, *event aftereffects, *event: halloween with missingno.

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[Video] judge_clueless November 2 2010, 20:20:57 UTC

It was a bad joke in bad taste! Whatever happened to those good old-fashioned harmless pranks, like funny prank calls and doorbell-dashing?

[Video] justicepuns November 3 2010, 18:26:26 UTC

[Aren't prank calls illegal? You know what, never mind.]

I agree, Your Honor. I have to wonder why exactly someone would play a prank like that.

1/2 - [Video] judge_clueless November 3 2010, 18:40:39 UTC

Once you spend enough time in this field, you'll learn that there are many people who, sadly enough, don't need a reason to do reprehensible things, Mr...

2/2 - [Video] judge_clueless November 3 2010, 18:41:31 UTC

[And the Judge's cool speech grinds to a halt as he realizes something. OH, TIMELINE SHENANIGANS.] ... you know, I don't think I ever got your name!

[Video] justicepuns November 3 2010, 19:03:56 UTC

[S-sigh. As always, nobody knows who he is. Then again, maybe the judge never actually remembered who he was anyway.]

I'm Apollo Justice, sir. I'm a defense attorney.

[Video] judge_clueless November 4 2010, 00:50:54 UTC

Oh! Yes, that's right, Ms. Wright DID mention you!

... though I do believe she called you a parrot, if I remember correctly.

[Video] justicepuns November 5 2010, 18:10:39 UTC

"Polly" is just a nickname she gave me, Your Honor. I'm pretty sure parrots can't become lawyers.

1/2 - [Video] judge_clueless November 6 2010, 07:24:45 UTC

I've learned many things over the years, Mr. Justice, and perhaps the most important quality for this profession is an open mind.

2/2 - [Video] judge_clueless November 6 2010, 07:25:49 UTC

... that is to say, if parrots can become cross-examinable witnesses, then I would not be surprised if someone, somewhere, will try and succeed to train a parrot to practice law and become a fully-licensed lawyer.

[Video] justicepuns November 7 2010, 04:55:21 UTC

[...Are you serious, Your Honor?]

I don't think that will happen for a long time, sir.

[Video] judge_clueless November 9 2010, 04:08:19 UTC

I sincerely hope so, Mr. Justice. Why, if that happened, the bar would end up being for the birds!

[Video] justicepuns November 10 2010, 00:00:04 UTC

It's better than it going to the dogs.

[Now you're just going to confuse him, Apollo.]

[Video] judge_clueless November 10 2010, 04:50:07 UTC

To be honest, I prefer dogs to birds with the exception of Delibeard, of course, so that might not be as bad as it sounds.

We could have entire courtrooms full of loyal, obedient lawyers who would take frequent breaks in order to play fetch!

[Video] justicepuns November 10 2010, 05:16:49 UTC

[...okay, Your Honor.]

I think we might want to stick with human lawyers for now, Your Honor.

[Video] judge_clueless November 10 2010, 05:21:56 UTC

Sadly, I suppose the lack of opposable thumbs WOULD be a barrier to success.

... erm, what were we talking about again, Mr. Justice?

[Video] justicepuns November 10 2010, 05:24:10 UTC

I was introducing myself.

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