Hey!

[dark_gumshoe]

My parents are dead, Pal.

Comments

[capn_von_karma]

Yargggh, matey! Join my crew, and we'll hunt down the lubbers who did it and make 'em walk the plank!

even if they didn't do it

[upsideudgey]

Now, I'll have no talk like that in my courtroom. We have a perfectly functional justice system in this country, even if it does appear to be the wrong way up at the moment.

[capn_von_karma]

Har harr, m'ludder! I weren't suggestin' nothin' untoward! It's all perfectly legal!

in international waters

[upsideudgey]

Mr. Cap'n, I must caution you that if your speech patterns continue to stray from "pirate" into the realm of "farmer", you will be found in contempt of court.

[winston_pun]

M-more like Cap'n von Farmer... am I right, guys?

[capn_von_karma]

gerroff moi land

or sea or whatever

[dark_gumshoe]

I like the way you think, Pal, even if you do dress kinda like a nonce. 'cause, you know, you're the only one here talking sense.

Nonce sense.