New pirate in town

[captdougswallow]

*a pirate comes swaggering in, a ship wrecked in the background behind him*

Ahoy there. I'm Captain Doug Swallow. My ship is up the pictures, so I'm stranded here for a little while with you blokes.

Comments

[princess_gavin]

Blokes? I do not believe that is a way to talk to a Princess, Captain.

[captdougswallow]

I apologize, your highness, I had not realized I was in the presence of royalty.

*he takes off his hat and bows*

It is a pleasure to meet such a pretty little Judy as you.

[princess_gavin]

Judy? I am afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. The name is Krissi. Princess Krissi Gavin of the Courtroom kingdom.

[captdougswallow]

Is that where I am? Well then, miss Princess, you have a very wealthy-lookin' kingdom. I am sure I'll enjoy my stay here, 'specially with a pretty Judy to keep me company.

[princess_gavin]

Company?

Sir, I would like to realize that I am a very busy person, and unfortunately I cannot allow just anybody to "keep me company" while I do my kingdom and courtroom duties.