10 things every single girl must own by Amy Spencer

[justiceaddict]

I saw this on msnbc.com today.

Here's the list:
1. A fabulous photo of yourself
2. A pretty pair of heels
3. An Eminem CD
4. A great pickup line... and a way to blow 'em off
5. A six-pack of good bottled beer
6. Bathroom reading
7. A business card
8. Earplugs
9. A straight male friend on your speed-dial
10. A condom

See the reasons why here. Not

Comments

obviously i am a failed single woman

[tesseractyl]

yeah i saw that list too. and i was insulted. first off, from that list i only have #s 9 and 10, and 6 sometimes if i happen to leave it there. wtf! maybe that's why i suck at getting guys? i doubt it. maybe it's more like i don't want flaky ho's in my pants! why the fuck would i want a photo of myself? if they want to hang with me, they'll see me, done. heels are overrated, and uncomfortable. i don't own eminem, and who is to say that it constitutes a "mainly" taste in music. i like my taste in music thank you very much, and if you don't chances are you're not going out with me. lines are for losers. i just say what comes to mind, like hey want to be my friend? or go the fuck away. beer is gross. it's byob in my place. a business card? what?? am i open for business??? the earplugs just boggle my mind. if the fool snores... i'll kick him. it works.

btw i do have a vibrator. but i gave it to cappu as a chew toy. he wasn't too thrilled with it either. meh. *shrug*

[unacquiesce]

maybe she wanted to imply that women don't need outside stimulation to get off? they can just use their hands? or her straight-male-friend-on-speed-dial's hands?

i'm not so fond of the list myself. it seems entirely geared towards impressing men, not making yourself a more autonomously happy and well-rounded woman. not to mention the fact that i don't drink, i hear plenty of eminem on the radio as it is, heels hurt even though they make me look taller, business cards... wtf, and headphones win over earplugs any day. and why a condom and not a diaphragm?

sheesh.

[justiceaddict]

"or her straight-male-friend-on-speed-dial's hands?"

Hahaha.

Yeah, my original intention was to pick the list apart by hoping to refute the idiotic suggestions one by one, while keeping in mind that the main problem is that it's not really a list for single women to be happy, but a way for them to pull a fella, to use a phrase.

However, I decided that that would be a huge waste of my time and concentrated what I did instead.

Anyhow, I like Eminem and I don't understand how diaphragms work.

That's a non sequitir for sure.

Or maybe it's not...