Dear Yuletide writer,
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE WRITING ME A THING! *runs around in circles flailing wildly* :D
I always enjoy reading cracky plot suggestions in other people's letters (the "this! or this! or maybe this!" sort), so there are some of those under the cut. Before that, though, you probably want to know some things about me:
* I like genfic with strong friendships in it, best of All The Things. Sex bores me. :S
* I like happy endings and stories about characters having fun. I can't read much whump or heavy angst due to health issues, but suspense is fine.
* I especially like: slice-of-life, plotty adventure fic, AUs (both fork-in-the-road and the "o hai, wez all lolcats nao" type), crossovers, reasonably in-character cuddlefic, domesticity!fic, loyal nonsexual partner!fic, unusual friendships, and anything where a character has fun playing with little kids. Including the subgenre where one character is turned into a little kid and another has to take care of them. ♥
* I don't like: character embarrassment / humiliation, most non-canon 'ships, bullying. Abusive / manipulative authority figures trigger me.
Aaaand... I think that's it! On to the fandoms! :-)
X-Wing: Rogue Squadron (book series) by Aaron Allston and Michael Stackpole; any
My prompt is thus:
* I prefer Allston's books over Stackpole's. Because they are goofy, uplifting, and (IMO) better-written. Also, awesome ladies and non-humanoids!
* I'd much rather have gen friendship fic than slash/relationship fic. (...I am easily bored by sex and UST. So you know. *wry face*) I do love "committed nonsexual partners" fic, though. Wingmate!fic! XD
* Beyond that, ANYTHING GOES! I specially like: team shenanigans, slice-of-life, plotty adventure fic, loyal friends, unusual friendships, smart people being smart, and Wes Janson in all his multifaceted weirdness. XD
* But I didn't specify Wes, because ANYTHING AT ALL IN THIS FANDOM WOULD BE FANTABULAWESOME. Thank you. :-)
Canon length: Nine medium-short books. If you're familiar enough with the Luke trilogy of Star Wars to know who Wedge Antilles is and what a Gamorrean is, you could probably get away with reading only the Allston-authored four (Wraith Squadron, Iron Fist, Solo Command, and Starfighters of Adumar) for this assignment. :-)
Other stuff:
I said "any" and I meant it. Wes! Piggy! Runt! Hobbie! Ton Phanan, Competent Medical Professional! Ton vs Hobbie: Gloomy Deadpan Snarkers Championship Match! XD Falynn Sandskimmer! Nawara Ven, lawyer and pilot! (Be warned, I was raised by a lawyer. If you can write convincing legalese in a Rogue Squadron fic I will LOVE YOU FOREVER.) Emtrey and Squeaky! "Vape, cold one!" "Yub yub, commander!" Team shenanigans, two-handers, character study, plotty fic, off-duty fic, what have you. I JUST REALLY WANT FIC IN THIS FANDOM OKAY.
Also, Wedge Antilles hops on one transparisteel leg. ;P
Gone-Away Lake by Elizabeth Enright; any
My prompt:
* YAY EVERYBODY. Portia! Julian! Foster and Davey! Aunt Minnehaha and Baby-Belle! Uncle Pin! (Who is played in my head by René Auberjonois circa 2002. /highly random) Even Mrs Brace-Gideon!
* My favorite thing about Elizabeth Enright's work is how nothing *airquotes* "important" happens but it's Plotty Adventure Fic anyway. Just "hey y'all, SUMMER IN THE COUNTRY IS AWESOME" adventure fic. So what I think would like best is a missing-scene-type story (any era). But I would also love to be proven wrong! XD Maybe what I really want is, um, the POV of the cast-iron pug dog! *waves hands wildly*
Canon length: Two books, "Gone-Away Lake" and "Return to Gone-Away". A quick read, also awesome. XD
Other stuff:
I had to cut so many story suggestions out of this prompt. Fall/winter at Amberside! An adventure with Foster and Davey! Tarrigo-era Pindar+Minnehaha fic! (They really don't seem to interact very much in the canon, especially as kids - it's fairly gender-segregated. Which one is older, even?) The cats! The red-and-gold piano: did anyone ever actually put jukebox innards in it? What are some other adventures the kids (past or present) had that I'm not thinking of? ANYTHING GOES - heck, if you want to throw in a time-travel accident and have, oh, Portia and Lucy meet young!Minnehaha and Baby-Belle et al, go for it! XD
Please don't kill anyone, though, for it would make me sadface. :-(
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; Odo, Lwaxana, Miles O'Brien, Quark
My prompt is thus:
* You don't have to use all four characters. (Although it would be cool if you did. XD)
* Preferred: Odo+anybody. I 'ship Odo/Lwaxana, ftr (despite reading Odo as asexual/demisexual), but Odo+Lwaxana gen friendship fic would also be good. Besides Odo+O'Brien and Odo+Quark, Odo+Garak and Odo+Dukat are some of my favorite things. (The snaaaark!)
* Also detective!Odo and legal-loophole-finding!Odo. ODO/JUSTICE OTP. Also being-adorable-with-little-kids!Odo. (Odo+Molly would make me MELT OF THE CUTE.) And Curzon!Odo, except when he was hitting on Jadzia. :P And mirror!Odo, while not admirable, is d**n hot. o_o
* But any story focusing on one or more of these characters would make me very happy, as long as they are AWESOME. Because they all are. (There are many more ideas in my letter, but I am putting Lwaxana+Garak here. For Reasons.)
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eponymous_rose on LJ/Dwth is pretty much in my head about DS9, so you can go and read her many flails on the topic as well as my own if you want additional info.
Canon length: 7 seasons, 173 episodes.
Other stuff:
ALL OF THE STORIES. I mean, anything goes here. Mirrorverse Odo/Quark where they secretly survive and run off to have adventures at the end? SING IT. Odo and Miles, the detective-story-reading book club? WANT. Curzon!Odo stays Joined and gets together with Lwaxana? OMG THE GALAXY WILL NOT SURVIVE THE AWESOME. "Our Man Bashir"-'verse extension where Keiko is Falcon's even more dangerous moll? SOLD.
...I think you get the idea? :-) I love this fandom so much. Because chosen!family and banter and layered character conflict and ALL OF THE AWESOME generally. Also Odo. ♥ XD
KABOOM! (anthropomorfic); Kaboom (breakfast cereal), Kaboom (tile cleaner), Kaboom (single-speed bike), KABOOM!!! (earth-shattering)
My prompt:
Because somebody has to. XD
One of my favorite things about Yuletide is the utter cracktasticity produced by people writing fandoms with no canon, so don't worry about any of my preferences for this one. Use 'em if you like; cross this over with any (or all!) of my other fandoms if you want; if not, just write whatever the heck you were planning to write when you signed up for this absurd piece of Yulecrack, and I shall be gleeful to have been a part of it. For I am sure it will be AMAZING.
Canon: None. It was a bit of goofiness in the nominations post that got nominated for the heck of it. Do what you will! XD
Other stuff: *shrugs* Well? Nobody had requested it as of Saturday night. It'd be a shame to have such an epic bit of possible Yuletide crack go down the drain (oh, groan) without producing a fic. So I thought I'd give it a chance...
In brief, O Yuletide writer: I AM SURE IT WILL BE AWESOME. Also THANK YOU.