Aug 22, 2004 08:57
Oh, you know what? I've been going about this whole vengeance gig the wrong way. Torturing people? Honestly, that's not going to teach them a lesson! They can't learn if their spleens are on the ceiling!
So I've decided to make a program for all those who I'm called to. Family counseling. I do have quite the expertise in this area if I do say so myself. I can show adults how to be proper parents, loving of their children and teaching them good values to be productive members of society! And opening them up to new cultures! Why, I can show them the mating rituals of the Haerflir. Females injecting, demon egg sacs, and oh it's all delightful! I wonder if that charming man who had the egg sac on his arm would like the tell his story. If the babies could've been born...oh! They could've had such a fine meal. And that's what good parents provide!
I should ask that lovely Sierra if she wants to help in my presentations. As a vengeance demon for demons, she'll be very helpful in teaching tolerance! Since my restrictions have been lifted, I should teleport back to Sunnydale right away.
This is so exciting!